@knockout3pt0.bsky.social
Photographer, marketing, critter, millennial mom
Playing #ExplodingKittens with my 5yo…
Me:
what’s your strategy kiddo?
5yo (without hesitation):
winning. 😎
I seriously don’t know how he became so witty. 😅
Me: Okay, I'm going upstairs to get ready.
5yo: It takes you years to get ready!
Me: Wha–?!
5yo: 😂
Me: 🤨 Alright, well... I'll see you in a couple of years! ✌️
5yo: Noooooooooo
*sigh*
19.01.2025 04:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dave: Babe, our child would like his goggles.
Me: Uh does he have goggles?
D: He says yes.
Me: …
D: They’re in the beach bag.
Me: …which is where?
D: My side of the closet?
Me: …
D: …
Me: Are you sending me to find the thing that you already know where it is?
D: Welcome to marriage!
🙃
My 5yo son: Mommy, are you going up stairs to take a shower?
Me, jokingly: Why? Are you trying to get rid of me? Trying to take my spot?
Him: No, I’m not trying to get rid of you. When you come back downstairs, I just want to see how beautiful you are.
🥹🤔😂
Y'all, I'm so tired.
Tired of not having a job.
Tired of not even getting interviews.
Tired of my husband and son seeing me break down every single day.
Tired of not having health insurance, so I can't see my psychiatrist.
I'm just so tired of this. 😞 I feel so defeated.
#unemployment
honestly, if my feed continues to be photos of everyone's pets, I'm perfectly ok with that.
15.11.2024 02:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
