Bryan Edwards

more people should learn how to shut up

Our very first Bring Your Pet to the Zoo Day will also be our very last Bring Your Pet to the Zoo Day. We don’t know what we were thinking.

The veil between this world and the next has been pierced. We apologize for the inconvenience.

A cat sits contently in an office file organizer, looking relaxed. The text below humorously refers to the cat as "An important document."

The zoo is temporarily closed while we take an inventory of our missing turkeys.

Back in the 80s, I had a license to ill. I also had a learner's permit to be funky fresh.

Social media post with a profile picture of a person with long hair flowing upwards. Text reads, "Imagine if we had a Department of Peace. That would be pretty groovy." Below, icons show 4.8K likes, 75 comments, 342 shares, and 55 saves, on a black background. Tone is thoughtful and optimistic.

Two life-sized dinosaur statues in grassy areas, one priced at $2,230 and the other $1,260, are for sale in Leonia, NJ. A humorous tweet below references a conflict with a homeowners association.

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Three-panel meme from Star Trek: Worf as "Regular Voice," Troi as "Customer Service Voice," and Dukat as "Pandemic Voice." Below, Q smirking with text about being the manager. Tone is humorous.

Text on a white background reads, "If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender." It's a humorous pun.

Lots of chickens on the farm today

Text on a white background reads, "We should be able to call in healthy: I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and don't want to waste it on being at work." The tone is humorous.

A woman with blonde hair smokes a cigarette while holding a martini. Text below humorously warns of humorless interactions on social media.

A person dressed as a mermaid, labeled "trance," stands on grass, smiling. Behind, two police officers are labeled "Psychological help," creating a humorous tone.

Stuck at work while you all enjoyed halftime. Please tell me Bananarama played, or was my night just a total waste for nothing?

White text on a black background reads, "I listen to every genre of music. I'm polyjamorous." The tone is humorous and playful, combining "polyamorous" and "jam."

A vintage-style illustration of a startled man in a suit looks sideways. Text reads, "Did you hear that? The voices are telling me to eat chocolate again." Humorous tone.

A smiling woman in a vintage outfit holds a chocolate cake topped with icing. Bold text reads, "Because Chocolate Can't Get You Pregnant." Playful, humorous tone.

A tweet reads, "what if we kissed on the purely decorative Popeyes balcony," above an image showing a small, decorative metal balcony on a Popeyes exterior.