Toby (serial moaner)

“Housemates must not discuss nominations unless I randomly decide to let you” #BBUK

Lowkey can’t wait for this final because this season is getting deeply tedious #BBUK

The abysmal dubbed big brother voice #BBUK

I love my deeply flawed queen #BBUK

I love when housemates just refuse to hide their happiness at their rivals getting the boot ❤️ #BBUK

Flamin most to least #BBUK

They’ve apparently said it on late and live (not that I’m watching)

I mean there’s very few horrific people left in there so unless Emily gets it I’m not that fussed but it’s the principle #BBUK

Why are they doing a pass to the bloody final #BBUK

Really? That would leave 7 in the final #BBUK

OH MY DAYS SHUT UP YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHEER EVERYTHING #BBUK

Somehow Caroline’s coming across even worse in this interview #BBUK #BBLL

The abysmal late and live crowd #BBUK

The insufferable late and live crowd applauding over every little comment… JUST LET HER TALK! #BBUK #BBLL

Ar Jenny’s path to victory begins now!! (I’m delusional) #BBUK

The way that probably wouldn’t surprise me (not too fussed about the order though, as long as they both get the boot)

This might be the first time this season I’ve been genuinely worried about an eviction #BBUK

I need the abhorrent Mr Vegas evicted next

Also probably the best episode of this season #BBUK

I can’t believe how much Elsa’s grown on me considering she was my least fav at the beginning #BBUK

Very possibly

Also, easily the best task of this season #BBUK

Not even finished watching yet but easiest decision ever SAVE JENNY!!!! #BBUK

Might have to prioritise The Traitors’ finale tonight… you can all have a day off from my whinging #BBUK

I always will remember Tom due to how much I couldn’t stand him

Truly the most iconic housemate of all time. Will go down in history for sure

(Jenny’s bound to be up but if she’s put up against Caroline and Nancy it’ll work out perfectly)

3 housemates up… double eviction… keep Jenny and Richard safe PLEASE #BBUK

Truly the biggest character in there #Fifitowin

I rest my case, closest thing the ITV era has had to a proper diary room rant (even if the bar is low) #BBUK