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The ex Gogglebox woman is on Late and Live! Give the Queen Mother of reality TV the respect she deserves. 👸🏾 #bbll #bbuk

I doubt it. ITV is very commercially driven, has few public service obligations like Channel 4, and a lot of right-wingers work in the executive ranks. If it was American they’d be taking Kimmel/Colbert off the air and buckling to fascism in a heartbeat. Which they kinda already have with Farage.

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I could imagine Richard Attenborough taking about #bbuk Richard as a dinosaur 🦖 tbf, Will. #bbll

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It was literally like: ‘Where we goin’, hun? Stunnin’!’

Everyone from Glasgow is amazing at thieving, Nancy. Everyone. 🙂‍↔️ #bbuk #bbll

I just went most of a day without crisps and I nearly killed EVERYONE. So I fully support 🙂‍↕️ them having basic rations. #bbuk #bbll

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Plategate! 🍽️ Am I right? 😏 Now we’re arguing about beans. #bbuk #bbll

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I was ready to go to the club with Sam in that orange bob and do the damn [karaoke] gig. I have never been more serious in my life. #bbuk #bbll

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Nooooooooooooo!

He wasn’t debating. He doesn’t know how. He’s not intelligent unless you’re Caroline. The fruit 🍇 and veg 🥕 aisle in Sainsbo’s is full of philosopher kings when Monkey breezes through. 😏

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The Red Witch absolves you.

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He’s probably in a locked basement with a Scientologist life coach thinking about what he’s done. At least he’ll have some BB House home comforts.

Sam looks so good as an avatar. #bbuk

I don’t believe Feyisola was ever George. They also go so easy on him out of their own kindness. I was also a 23 year old dick at some point but I wasn’t ever like that and you probably weren’t either. #bbuk

Oh no Richard is not a repeat cloud ☁️ patterer. ☝🏻 #bbuk

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Marcus gaming makes me feel our territorial waters are extremely safe. #bbuk

What did he actually say do we do know? I couldn’t be arsed looking into it cuz he makes me want to live in another multiverse and never see any of my friends or family again just to bleach this from my brain.

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All of us at the House tomorrow. There will be justice for the righteous.

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Jenny: ‘I’m not saying it wasn’t fair but he shouldn’t have been such a wanker.’

I’ll second that and leave it at that for now.

#bbuk

So not even specifically mentioning how offensive the queerphobia of Buzz Yeargate is. 😤 Fuck off. 🖕🏻 #bbuk

They’re broadcasting Scary Sheeran being removed. 🤨 I was ready to just move on, tbh. #bbuk 🤷🏼‍♂️

He lost me on running through lesbians in Buzz Lightyear but rookie error. I think he’d be amenable to hearing why he erred there. Everyone was just shellshocked from un-dearly departed’s constant social micro-aggressions. I think Farmeron scrambled for a response and it wasn’t the right one.

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It’s more of a culturally English thing than Scottish; Irish; or Welsh. There’re regional; local; & class differences in England but a lot of stuff the outside 🌍 & a lot of England will label as British is essentially English. The Celts have fewer airs and graces to oversimplify it. Richard is posh.

British-English politeness can be the most vicious form of passive aggression on planet earth and I believe he dabbles.

I thought that but obviously events overtook us. Caroline still needs to be punished. Maybe her nomination should be suspended next week - if she’s still here.

I think we’ve seen the real her & that’s a basic human. Does she have capacity for growth? Maybe. It’s a gentler kind of ignorance that Wanka’s but ignorant nonetheless. If you’ve never cried so much you’ve lived a sheltered life. I can’t help think they were self-pity tears. Even G said it was bad.

Imagine him and Jenny being the next Nigella with her saying piccalilli.

I’m glad we’re intuitively synced up using Farmeron at the same time. 🙂‍↔️✨ It was right there. 👨🏻‍🌾

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Then I’m absolutely fucked with Zelah. Take me to perv jail.