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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

Unheard of

Your roommate is my dad

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

Fucked up on my last date bc she said I tried weed once and didn't like it and I responded well I get randomly tested bc I have a CDL so here's all the drugs I can do:

Digital illustration in the style of a vintage storybook. A man peacefully sits in a sparse forest with his back against a tree stump. Muted red flowers grow out of his chest. Below the illustration reads “several flowers bloomed from his chest.”

From His Chest · 2021

when I crouch at the bus stop, I pose in such a way that you'd be an idiot not to take notice of my form

Your posts spontaneously make me smile so that's nice

Des Moines has you all beat

I gotta say, this this shit reminds me of who I really am

As a poor man stealing, I think I'm cutting it

I yell "what are you doing" like once an hour with my foster cat. He's fucking wild

I got bugs all over me. Glad I don't have an issue with these guys but the grass is right there

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

I hate when there is another universe or dimension in a show. That’s none of my business! Don’t show me that!

Is that a bell tolling? Whom’s that for?

Some real 13 or 30 shit

Skinning knees and climbing trees

I'm a fucking catch

Fat Kid Deals@fatkiddeals.com • 21m BREAKING: Cracker Barrel has officially announced that it has changed its decision and will be keeping the original logo Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social Ah what the fuck. My dad already killed himself

Going to be a problem in the pit tonight

I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out

was going to shit post saying where's jisp but holy shit there they are

sex needs to be more difficult

The bugs have been super loud lately, I hope that’s cos they’re happy

You got some nice chompers!

Yeah, I like A24: A 24-hour Monk marathon on TBS!

My link redesigns

Some green fellas
🗡️🛡️

I know UTU2TM is the encyclopedic compendium of all things U2 but you haven't explained the origin of the name Bono yet

“look i don’t care what it’s about just give me 300 words”