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A paper zine that is hilarious, mean and NSFW. https://negcap.com. Octopus art by my son Hitch.

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Zines. Zines. Zines. A Love Letter Finally Delivered. A Substack Note turned into a global collaboration.

I am happy to announce that the global zine project I wrote something for is finally out, pay what you like (even $0 if you are broke). My son also wrote something and tbh, I like his piece better than mine. #zines #art #slart

13.08.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I met my wife on dial-up AOL and I am shocked it was still around.

12.08.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Marquee of the King’s Theater showing a sold out show by Underworld.

Marquee of the King’s Theater showing a sold out show by Underworld.

That’s where old people go to relive their rave days. #underworld

15.05.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saved a large spotted salamander from the pool today. I thought it was dead but after a minute on the ground, he walked away. #salamander

08.05.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking of books, here’s a quote from my son who is 11. β€œHere’s a weird fact: reading a book is staring at a dirty dead tree and hallucinating.” #books #reading

03.05.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea how most of my followers found me but let’s call it kismet.

30.04.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normal people exist, but you aren’t one of them or you wouldn’t be reading this

26.04.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Picture of a squirrel with a gnome head on eating almonds.

Picture of a squirrel with a gnome head on eating almonds.

I’m excited to announce that we finally got a squirrel to put her head inside the gnome face and got some pictures.

14.04.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess we are done with snow for a while.

14.04.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now if we can just get him to face the camera. #squirrel

08.04.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to thank all of you for not including me on a group text. #nothanks

22.03.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a hand holding a strawberry that is shaped like a heart.

Picture of a hand holding a strawberry that is shaped like a heart.

I found a strawberry in the shape of a heart.

17.03.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Musk’s status as a β€œspecial government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working dailyβ€”documented by his own X postsβ€”they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congressβ€”please share.

02.03.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18353    πŸ” 6971    πŸ’¬ 385    πŸ“Œ 323
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The sky was pink tonight. Is this a good omen?

27.02.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some days when I visit my old home in NYC I miss the little things.

24.02.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been making Negative Capability since 1998 and a new issue is coming this year. #zines

24.02.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the shortest version of the story, chopped into pieces for an international zine by SLART. The full piece will appear in Negative Capabilty #6, coming 2025. Srsly, you should quit.

23.02.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Charlotte AdigΓ©ry & Bolis Pupul - Ceci n'est pas un clichΓ© (Official Video)
YouTube video by Charlotte AdigΓ©ry & Bolis Pupul Charlotte AdigΓ©ry & Bolis Pupul - Ceci n'est pas un clichΓ© (Official Video)

I listen to this song almost every day and had no idea what they looked like. Just assumed they were French. Ceci n'est pas un clichΓ©.

23.02.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was on a game show called Idiot Savants on MTV in 1997 and she was the comic that warmed up the crowd. She is hilarious.

19.02.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Keith Haring drawing of people dancing and flying.

Keith Haring drawing of people dancing and flying.

A Keith Haring at the Luna Luna exhibit in NYC.

18.02.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why can’t I have three money and no kids?

18.02.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to jinx it but so far I am immortal.

03.02.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frozen Saugatuck River.

Frozen Saugatuck River.

It’s been nice and cold for a while now.

30.01.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My son got me Trevor Noah’s Born a Crime and I’ll read that next. I finished his other gift, a graphic novel called Invincible.

25.01.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really going to try to make this my platform of choice. Sorry, Friendster. #oldaf

24.01.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I deleted my Twitter and Threads. Next up, less meta, more indie. #fuckelmo

22.01.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s hard to be optimistic rn.

21.01.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I deleted the Twitter app but will probably just cyber squat my name so no one else can take it. Fuck Zuck and Elmo. #walkaway

14.01.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@hillmurray.bsky.social congrats on the new TV show! Can’t wait to see it.

01.01.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fuck Rick Springfield | Negative Capability

Here is something funny I wrote for my zine. It’s about what an asshole Rick Springfield is. You should read it. negcap.com/negcap-5/fuc... #fuckrickspringfield #onehitwonder #zines

19.12.2024 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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