Akalkamoon

Me every day for the next 4-?? Years.

A hand yanking a guys face like gum

*pulls you in for a kiss*

Mycena sp. looking cute with a little hat.

A voice told me to find an impossibly small hat and put it on an impossibly small mushroom. The voice was right. #fungifriends #fungi #adorable #cute

Being a #witch isn’t about being digestible—it’s about being true. Healing doesn’t mean reconciling with those who’ve harmed us. It means reclaiming our power, unlearning the fear they taught us, and living as our fullest, wildest selves. #witchsky #pagansky #occultsky #getintoit #gaywitch

This clump of Trametes on a stump reminded me of someone wearing a flower behind their ear. Taken yesterday. #fungifriends

normalize letting me read aloud from that weird old book in the attic of your ancestral house

imo a car horn should be able to make both a mean sound and a thumbs up sound

*throwing my sister's newborn baby into a mosh pit* relax, this is how they learn to surf

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

Merry Yule

Dried orange slices in a pile

My first attempt at making orange slices to decorate with. I am not patient enough for this. When the instructions say do not turn up the heat or you risk burning, *don’t* It will lol #yule #pagansky #witchsky

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE! #pagansky #witchsky #druidsky

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE!
#pagansky #witchsky #druidsky

To all the #horror fans out there:

illustration of a baby Yule Goat jumping in the snow with a berry garland

Happy Yule ✨

Mistletoes hanging, but it’s six severed toes hanging

Be careful with those potions!!! #witchsky

Eggs are only expensive if you buy them prefabricated. I been buying a big crate of the shells for like ten bucks then filling them with my own wet at home

A crow in a Santa hat with Christmas lights in its mouth, saying: This is as Festive as I Get

#witchsky #occult #memes #me #lol #witch #christmas

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#witchsky #pagansky 🫶

On a scale of 1-10, how mad are you that a foreign billionaire bought your country

YouTube video by A24 Death Of A Unicorn | Official Trailer HD | A24

Jenna Ortega, Paul Rudd, and Will Poulter star in the first trailer for #DeathOfAUnicorn.
The A24 film is in theaters Spring 2025.

An image of Gomez and Morticia Addams from the Addams Family, sitting in a public setting with bored and unimpressed expressions. The text above them reads: 'When you're forced to hang with regular people

#witchsky #occult #memes #me #goals #aesthetic #witch

Lisa Frankenstein (2024) — dir. Zelda Williams #filmsky

Democratic House Rep. Shri Thanedar calling it like he sees it.

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A man almost steps on a Banana Peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The Banana peel springs off the ground and latches on to the man's face. A muffled MMPH MMPH can heard. His stomach expands, much to his distress, and a banana bursts out amidst a flurry of intestinal viscera.