Eddie

This is the content I need more of 😂❤️

Also I lost 1,145 dollars in my 401K in 1 day so fuck you Donald J. Dump.

Found out my boss who was full MAGA in the orange Doritos first term doesn’t have anything good to say about him anymore and that makes me happy. Maybe it’s gonna take our economy tanking for people to have some damn sense.

We have officially entered the find out part of fuck around and find out.

Same it’s like karma porn

No but really Mother Monster has returned 😈

Somebody needs to turn that thing into either a BB museum or an AirBNB

Aspiring to be as nosey as my downstairs’ neighbor’s Chihuahua.

This doesn’t feel real I can’t believe it. Usually celebrity deaths don’t effect me but this one is hitting me. Rest in peace to an absolute icon.

Idk about any other state but a judge in Tennessee blocked the age verification ban. Pornhub still works in TN as of now.

It’s crazy to think this beat out Good Luck Babe or Espresso. Both much better songs imo.

And if that isn’t gay enough I named my cabbage patch child Luke. That might be the gayest part of this whole story, because Luke is such a gay name in my opinion.

Other gay men; did you go through a Cabbage Patch Doll phase? Remembering the time my very straight father bought 8 year old me my first and only cabbage patch baby and it was so important. It was like the only good thing he did for me.

When something is just out of arms reach but you don’t want to wake your peacefully sleeping doggo up. Guess it’s gonna have to wait.

Surprise surprise, jail time now please.

The ostrich was like "wait I know this dance."

With RFK in office I'm sure that's the first thing he'll accomplish

Every time I see a post like this my stomach turns, it's really gross over there.

I'd be in a straight jacket 🥴

78°F, RIP to my electric bill.

Sounds like you need to go on Shark Tank, would buy 💯

43 pages into it 😉
Like literally reading it rn 😂😂

Yay you're here ❤️, you're one of my favs.

Coworkers that will talk to you while you are obviously reading a book are so irritating, especially if it's small talk and doesn't pretain to the job what so ever. Leave. me. alone.

Y'all got a movie that makes you cry literally every time you watch it?
Fuck Kevin Spacey, but this is a great movie and the song at the end always gets me.

For me if we're talking about scorned women, it's Kill Bill 1&2 all the way for me. I love Maleficent though. It was a rare case of Disney doing a live adaptation right.

Lemonade era Beyonce is peak Beyonce, I love a scorned woman getting even.

The Office US version, I've watched it over 10 times through. When the shows I watch are in between seasons, I just rewatch The Office.

Kick rocks lady

Looks like me with scoliosis and being gay walking to the door to go get my door dash order.