Looks like somebody dismembered frosty and is running off with the remains.

Grok, show me everything top secret.

Mothman screaming into the void.

I start to give them a thumbs up and then rotate it to a thumbs down. They start happy and then it makes their sad a little sadder.

Can't wait to see what team Diego Pavia ends up on.

Treating him like a make-a-wish kid.

It's logano though, so....

It feels like year ten of Hendrickson drama.

Yeah I don't think he'd want anybody to have a peek into his finances. There's probably a lot of squishy math going on.

@cleguardians.com pitching factory rolls on. Smith was probably going to be the closer this year anyway, so the extra experience being thrown into the fire last year should only help.

Steven Kwan is going to have at least one outside strike overturned per game.

Didn't need any more excuse to get rid of them but now can we shoot them into the sun.

My wife did speed skating growing up, but the non-ice version. From the way she describes it, it is very much a roller derby but fast. She hates the ice version because they are so isolated from competitors.

Spring training is time to get all the optimism out of your system before the regular season starts and the eternal dread sets in by the end of the second week.

With that news, Tesla stock will somehow go up.

Sexy dexy in stripes would be fantastic.

Ohio is Florida north. And soon they could be calling Florida Ohio south.

Gerrymandering is killing Ohio.

On track to be an Ohio senator. Just needs to mix in a little fraud real quick.

A dark turn in this story.

I have one shirt I got from them that fit perfectly, so I got the same size with long sleeves and it was three sizes smaller and had a Bengals logo on the chest and broncos on the arm. So for about three days I thought they were ok.

The only thing stopping you from making it a musical number is you.

No, he should be moving to first. Too much wear and tear.

Was that big citrus in round three?

All they need to be is average to be a playoff team. The defense at the end of the year was definitely trending that way.

Sometimes kids exist just to take years off your life.

I'm having a bit of a crisis about this.

It's the NASCAR version of Monaco.

The sandbagging would be unreal. You'd have cars qualifying at bicycle speeds.

Brutus the barber beefcake wouldn't stand for this.