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Writer. Editor. Husband. Uncle. Gardener. Baker. Pet dad. Theater lover. Comics reader.

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100%.
Old school example: I distinctly remember watching Misery, wanting so badly for James Caan to fuck up Kathy Bates, because why wouldn’t you root for her painful demise?!
But afterwards, I sat in the car upon leaving the theater and felt sick from how revenge-thirsty it had made me.

16.11.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We have had at least three of four seasons this week

#chicago

15.11.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They could’ve tried to orchestrate a split vote, but that’s very tough without having Savannah as the second option.

15.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Sweeping Yoko Ono Immersion at the MCA Here’s why you shouldn’t miss the exclusive U.S. appearance of the <em>Music of the Mind</em> exhibition.

Agreed β€” it’s an amazing experience.

www.chicagomag.com/arts-culture...

15.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

14.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5215    πŸ” 1299    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 45

I wish I owned this! If I did, I’d frame it.

14.11.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, he's certainly stayed consistent on that point!

13.11.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1079    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 21

With her best parade wave!

13.11.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This lab is key for tracking deadly waves. Its sensors are about to go offline. After NOAA cut funding to the lab that’s been monitoring seismic activity for more than 25 years, nine stations tracking tsunami-causing earthquakes for the agency will go offline by the end of the mo...

$300,000

That's it. Nine tsunami-tracking stations going offline over a $300,000 funding cut.

That's like 1.5 ICE agents/year.

Probably less than it cost just to fix potholes caused by Trump's birthday parade.

What are we doing here?

12.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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George Retes on His 3 Day ICE Detention

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What a great few weeks it’s been for people once pardoned by Trump.

@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com

10.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1103    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 21

Hi, longtime constituent here. Called your office but couldn’t leave a voicemail. If you, as is being reported, vote yes on this non-deal to end the shutdown, your legacy will be: Durbin the coward. Durbin the dupe. Durbin the sellout. Read the room.

09.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

10.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15296    πŸ” 4143    πŸ’¬ 262    πŸ“Œ 208
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BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

09.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8443    πŸ” 3066    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 169

Just got the 16e. Works great.

I wonder if there’s some bogus factory-default setting on your phone that’s enabling AI or something to constantly run in the background? I learned here on the Sky that Chrome automatically turned that crap on, and I had to actively shut them off.

07.11.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former Kentucky marriage license clerk and connoisseur of Mormon compound prairie couture, Kim Davis, believes that marriage is sacred. And all three of her former husbands (one, she divorced twice) agree. #ChristainNationalistBusybodyHypocrites

07.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1204    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 20

There had better be trials. And not just for the low-level thugs carrying out these orders, but for everyone up the chain of command.

If we get past this, the solution isn’t to pretend it never happened and invite Stephen Miller to Harvard’s Institute of Politics.

It’s trials w real punishments.

07.11.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7041    πŸ” 1822    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 76

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

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Jury finds sandwich guy was actually a hero.

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It’s happened dozens of times before. A Survivor catchphrase is often the solution to a Survivor word puzzle.

06.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

05.11.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7703    πŸ” 1515    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 70

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is probably the first time in American history a sitting governor has used that particular -- and particularly apt -- phrase in a public speech

05.11.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1108    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 10

In this situation, Dems wouldn’t have anything to do with removing the president through the 25th Amendment. That’s up to JD Vance and the cabinet secretaries. (Which makes it even less likely to happen, unless you think Vance has some Macbeth in him.)

05.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Great news! Thanks for sharing. (Also: Mark Joseph Stern is awesome.)

05.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WOW, what a stunner! So great to see how Shuster captured action moments and also played with perspective.

05.11.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "
05.11.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats are on track for a double-digit number of flips in the Virginia state House. The chamber will be unrecognizable come January.

05.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1218    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 19

Ooh, what a haul! I bet that Absolute Multiversity is a delight of a doorstop. And the Slow Horses novels too β€” well done.

01.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of Chicago cops live in this far NW Side neighborhood. Nobody here wants ICE and Border Control goons kidnapping their fellow Chicagoans!

31.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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