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It is not my fault that Practical Magic made murder seem so whimsical

Can't relate to people who have husbands who abandon them when they have medical issues. Had a lumpectomy on the 1st and this man of mine is about to plant a lime tree that I said my titty needed cuz it was sad.

SECONDED

Grab a beer from Brix next door before hopping in line will make the wait easier

Just had June's Pizza for the first time. I've been meaning to get over there for months and finally snagged some. Really satisfying pizza in my opinion. Super glad I stopped by

Watching "Shrinking."

Every therapist on that show needs to lose their license and go to fucking jail omg lol

Maybe my sex life is just too grown and too good cuz the way these are written are just so... embarrassingly inadequate...but confidently so?

And the sex scenes are so poorly written. If you have to have a character describe it as "so fucking hot" it isn't that hot.

Show me hot shit, don't use high-school mediocre dirty talk. This is embarrassing. Do people think these scenes are actually sexy?

I just gotta say it... I've read the fourth wing series including the newest one. They ... kinda suck? But I like dragons? Also why didnthe author make wyverns bigger and more dangerous than the dragons? It's just... wrong. In all of Dragon lore 4 legged dragons are bigger than 2 legged wyverns

And at restaurants! I can't read the fucking menu

I often think about how 1 main reason I don't want someone to crime at me is cuz I feel like it is rude as fuck to make me have to deal with cops. Like you are gunna crime me and make me talk to cops. And if you take my wallet I also have to go to the fuckind DMV. Robbed, cops, and fucking chores.

Get yourself a friend that will do a double feature of movies they don't care about just cuz you do. Thanks @dezisdope.bsky.social

Tiny clay sculpture of the character Audrey II from the movie "little shop of horrors." A carnivorous plant monster with pointy teeth planted in a light blue maxwell house coffee can. Green plant with human-like red lips, white teeth, and red tongue

I just need to show people the tiny Audrey II Christmas tree ornament I made out of clay and cheap craft paint. She's adorably evil.

I will never understand how I am the only person in zumba absolutely drenched in sweat. Do I have a sweat disorder???

Ooo and wash your curtains if you haven't. They hold dust

Might need to shampoo the couch?

Keeping you ready for anything I guess?

Many many people need to remember that what you put in writing can keep you safe or haunt you forever. Sometimes it is good to keep things inside the head

Oakland will just get it at SF timing as the bay will rise some

I'm over in Oakland. Interested to see what the range looks like

Me: Meh I'm busy. Water is gunna have to wait

Has there actually been any tsunami flooding yet in SF? I see warnings but no updates on water

Bahahhaa

I keepbseeing desserts that are these combo mishmash things. I don't want my brownies to also be pie and also be cheesecake. I just want my fucking regular brownies, stop ruining brownies!

Terrifying!

Do not speak that into existence omg

I use a whole egg in my pie dough instead of ice water and it has never failed me. I also add a little sugar in the dough. The crust is rich and delicious.

Part of what is healing is being objectively bad at dancing and still smiling and sweating and not judging myself

I bought 3 kinds of cookies and cannoli cream while I was out