Cop City Chamber of Commerce

Deeply unserious frankly

Feel like I'm being fucked with

The fastest way to stop leftist infighting is to help one of the sides win, so get in there and make a difference

The only reason Republicans have a reputation as "fiscal hawks" is that the press refuses to tell the public basic facts about what they do when they are in office.

Feels like "what if a tall guy was good at basketball" is a player archetype the NBA should have stumbled on a little sooner

Was he like so demoralized that he counted them??

feel like hot dogs low key fell off

in many ways, the Statue of Liberty is the tallest funko pop ever made

Happy May Day! Don't forget to leave your stockings on the mantle so Karl Marx can leave you a copy of 18th Brumaire (if you were good) or Grundrisse (if you were bad)

The world's greatest organizer plying his trade

The fox kits are getting larger

So like who the fuck is Will Stancil

the thing that makes donald trump such a formidable political adversary is that he gets smarter and smarter each and every day

Just incredible

Will Stancil posts, “From the brilliant political minds that brought you, ‘Hitler loved and was inspired by America’ we now have, ‘You should deplore this country and its founding ideals.’” Aly quotes him, asking, “Should you love this country if you’re Black and your enslavement was enshrined in the founding document of the country?” Stancil replies, “I mean, I dunno, one of the biggest defenders of the ideals of the founding on this site is Black,” and links to a post by Jamelle Bouie.

It’s like watching Sideshow Bob step on a nuclear rake

Least racist Will Stancil follower

it's crazy there isn't a waffle house at the airport, the nanny state strikes again

going to hold the hand while I tell u this

okay, i'll just post my answer here so that people stop asking me about it all the time: the reason i refuse to add my signature to the united states constitution is that everyone who's signed it has died

I like the idea that people previously on Kitchen Nightmares might throw out something like, “And THIS is why Gordon Ramsey said you lacked leadership” during a fight with their spouse.

Yeah we saw this approach fail with Bernie, the party would never accept such a move and would actively collaborate with the Republicans to prevent it succeeding if this ever happened. Remember when Mike Bloomberg was gonna run if Bernie won the primary? That's what they'll do if you succeed in this

Would love to get inside Nic Cage's head and get his perspective on making a movie that would only be screened by history teachers with a hangover

one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department

The story of Doubting Thomas is low-key nuts, Jesus would have been well within his rights to tell him to fuck off

I appreciate how Elon reminds us that being a CEO isn’t a real job