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I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
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Weekend plans are all set 😁

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.

Screenshot of text on butter-colored Semafor background: This predates the social media wars of the late 2010s: One Trump appointee told me that a radicalizing experience was being booted out of the [italics] Gawker comments section [roman], way back in the day. But as progressive

Of fucking COURSE

The Hollywood Reporter No, Hannah, That Wasn’t Brave (Guest Column) True courage would have meant calling for peace, for coexistence, for the humanity of both Israelis and Palestinians, even if it risked boos instead of applause, writes Israeli activist Hen Mazzig. By Hen Mazzig September 15, 2025 6:35am

2018 Forward article on Mazzig: "Did This Pro-Israel Superstar Work As A Secret Agent On College Campuses? By Aiden Pink October 23, 2018"

The Hollywood Reporter recruited an Israeli government ratfucker to smear an American Jewish woman as an antisemite:

they literally want to round us up man. can democrats please get a fucking spine and stand the fuck up for us now? we literally cannot counter this ourselves when they want our voices and rights taken away. please do fucking something

Ezra Klein liked and admired Charlie Kirk, who hated my trans child, so I'm going to view this as a display of true Ezra's character. You can apply this to every single centrist/liberal pundit or publication celebrating him. Got it. Message received.

hmm, no

Help Mohsen & his family survive in North Gaza Help Mohsen Al Qumboz and his family of 23 survive in North Gaza

Help Mohsen & his family survive in North Gaza chuffed.org/project/1252...

Anyway, the Gaza genocide continues to expose various putatively left-wing online personalities as utter frauds, liars, and cowards

The actual clip is even worse than this makes it sound, amazingly - framing a “global rise in antisemitic hate crime” as totally incontrovertible but the genocide itself as open to debate, and implying that the former somehow justifies the latter position

Fuck, this sucks. Loved Abzu, playing through The Pathless for the first time now

It appears the ED of Israel’s cyber defense team was just popped in a child sex sting in Vegas… then allowed to leave the country.

www.ynetnews.com/article/rymh...

A ★★★★ review of Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space (2002) A truly one-of-a-kind animated film that could only have been made in 2002, combining Flash-quality black-and-white 2D animation and insipidly, generically cute anthropomorphic character designs with ...

I wasn’t sure quite what to expect when I saw that this was streaming on Criterion Channel, but it ended up being *extremely* my shit and any fan of weird, avant-garde animated films should check it out boxd.it/aDutDn

Anyway: a good case study in why not to trust liberal Zionists who claim to have had a change of heart on the genocide question without actually taking accountability for their prior positions

I wonder how he can assert that Hamas is “what evil actually looks like” but that the state he recently claimed to believe is committing genocide isn’t. Sure is interesting!

Update on Jay Michaelson, the liberal Zionist who, in a Forward piece a few months back, claimed to have finally, regretfully come to the conclusion that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza

A Philadelphia Cream Cheese box but it says Philabieldia

The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tale

Buying phoenix down from the Wawa

the corollary to the absolutely true “one day, everyone will always have been against this” is that they’ll also never truly forgive you for being loud and right long before they were, unless you play along and pretend for them

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.

That's it. That's the post.

sorry but the call is coming from inside the house on this one!

Gaza is starving. Where are the American Jewish leaders? A fear of being labelled antisemitic still deters American Jews and Jewish institutions from taking a position that is morally correct.

I see that Rabbi Jill Jacobs of T'ruah is finally starting to criticize the complicity of her fellow Zionists, nearly 2 years into a genocide in which she's consistently equivocated, punched left, and gone out of her way to seek out coalitions with genocide supporters forward.com/opinion/7575...

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If you don’t like being criticized for explicitly supporting “defensive” weapons to a state you admit is carrying out a genocide, maybe don’t support that?

Thin skin + poor political and moral judgment + flagrant mischaracterization of her own position and the criticism thereof = pretty much every AOC response to criticism from the left

Ocasio-Cortez, Castro, Velázquez, Doggett, Jayapal, Khanna, Balint, Casar, Takano, McGovern, Lee, Blumenauer, Chu, Johnson, Carson, Watson Coleman, García, Jackson, and Tokuda Statement on the Israel ... Washington, D.C. - Today, nearly 20 members of Congress — Reps.

Part of me does wonder why AOC signing onto a letter over a year ago that literally reads “all of us support strengthening the Iron Dome” wasn’t sufficient to convince people that she actually *does* support the US funding Iron Dome but oh well ocasio-cortez.house.gov/media/press-...

A very wet Donkey Kong in a miner’s helmet, suspenders, slacks, and a tie with his tiny dead eyes rolled inward and his tongue sticking out. Presumably from pleasure at seeing the banana gem behind him? I barely played it.

Getting kicked off of Redbubble and put on an FBI watch list after selling a wraparound ahegao face shirt that is just this face from the very start of Donkey Kong Bonanza

writing Pynchon porn and titling it "The Cumming of Slut 69"

A blond female Philly Phanatic says "I don't know if we should be doing this." Another one with an Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction haircut looms over her seductively. The blonde one stares into her eyes as the Uma one puts her hand up to the blonde-ones Birdo-like orifice. The blonde one, with feigned reluctance, says "your husband is my boss." They kiss deeply. At the Toxic Yuri Writer's Group: Philadelphia chapter, a hot and bothered woman says to her friend "yeah, this is some good shit right here..."