BlueBrownie

I mean srsly, he could lose 99.9995% of his wealth and still be better off than your average American working two jobs.

My math isn't precise. I'm probably underestimating.

So, we aren't in 1933. We're about at 1939.

It's been a few decades since I read A Canticle for Lebowitz and TBH I wish I was just an idiot who didn't care.

Can confirm...

A friend once said, about the lottery, "take a roulette wheel the size of Columbus and drop a BB into it, those are your odds, might as well just light a $20 bill on fire in your front yard"

I think about that every week I don't play.

PSA: The day to start a workout routine is not the day you get 2 feet of snow. 😉

Thinking in terms of delivering value to customers, I can't help but notice platforms like Meta don't consider their users customers. So who is paying them and what are they requiring be delivered?
I'm afraid I already know the answer. And it isn't good.

I think this was my most frequently used image over on the "other place".

Looks like it's time to dust it off again.

I read his unfortunate bio before 🚫

This smells like my childhood

I giggled at dink because I'm basically still 13

Oh noooo hahah

This is what I was looking for

Qhen Alexa asks a question and my dog says arooo-rooo and Alexa says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you with that" and what are the techbros even doing with AI?!?!?!

Do better...

Queue HL Mencken

I had a customer call our store about "elf on a shelf" and she must have said 20 times, "I want the white one, it better not be the dark one" and I got so mad I finally said then you need to drive your ass to the store and find it yourself.

Thanks for reminding me I haven't sent him any $ since I dumped Twitter 2 yrs ago.

Seems a bunch of them want to make it a "we" problem, like, "how do we reach them?" You got a mouse in your pocket dude? Come get your people plz.

Survey asking if you'd recommend windows and user says people don't talk about this, Linux users may disagree

This you? Lol

Once, years ago, an ATM gave my friend all 1s, she said, "I wonder how it knew I was going to the strip club tonight?"

I'm jealous! I wish I liked mushrooms.

My grandma had dementia, time stopped. Recall was pristine up to a pt.

aunt= alzheimers, totally different. She lost all references and knew no one.

My ex= TBI, short term not reliable, not gone, personality changed

TFG= idiot not held to account. A spoiled brat. Like Elon, mommy's special boy.

I, personally, appreciate being corrected when I'm wrong. But I'm starting to think I'm an oddball.

Also, I haven't made it my life's work to ruin the well-being of others.

Only 5 months more than your average child rapist.

Personally I'd like to see them all pay more dearly for hurting others.

I was just about to spend 300mm on x adverts when there was an unexpected ddos attack. Oh well, I guess I'll just buy another yacht.

I don't know why everyone is questioning Elon, we always test with 8mm concurrent voice connections, in non prod. Don't you?!?!?

They are a virtual circular firing squad that somehow manages to hit all of the people doing the actual work.

We don't trust you anymore.

This cannot be real...

Random observation, the impossible brand spicy sausage is sus as my dog stole one off the grill, and she is usually side-eying me with my plant-based meat as she ignores it. That shit is good.