Mike Trainor

The AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH trailer needs more fire and ash

Do you think Blippi changed his name in the MCU

It's not like the original Blippi retired, there are just multiple, active Blippis Blippi-ing at the same time and nobody cares

Made the best pulled pork of my life today. #blueskyexculsive

Would be neat if we as a society could all mute our Ring doorbell alarm chimes

I wrote NEY NOW and I have to live with that.

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NEY NOW STERN NATION! I'm going to be on Sternthology Live! on Howard 101 today at 5 PM. Tune in!

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

Hope the kids have fun finding the eggs Jesus just hid all over the house

This is actually happening to me but it's a mouse that has moved into my grill.

Meme showing screenshots from Star Wars where Padme says “so this is how liberty dies” and instead of saying “with thunderous applause” it says “with a coup by a fake government agency named after a meme run by the most divorced man alive and his troop of incel twinks”

It's really cool how every toy my kids own requires a little screwdriver to change the batteries and not a pain in my asshole at all

Is any of this worth watching?

The best gifts are the ones still in the exact position you put them in after opening

And just like that I won't want eggnog for another 364 days

My kids called the NORAD Santa hotline and in case you're wondering the answer to all of their questions was "just go to sleep and it will all work out"

My favorite part of the Radio City Christmas Spectacular is the 15 second transition between "Inside every snowflake is an entire world filled with magical Ice Ferries" and "Once upon a time there was a baby named Jesus..."

My son got this at the library and now I'm expected to read it to him

They could turn Galaxy's Edge into this in a week

Haha Schroeder you fuckin dork

Does Rocket Money cast their commercials by just calling random phone numbers till someone answers

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it is pain all winter again

Pretty cool that there's a Star Wars show with a little alien Milhouse

It does not, and is still quite good

Seeing Wicked today. Know nothing about it, hoping it explains how Scarecrow got a gun

Done deal pal

You guys see all these fuckin dogs on the tv