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Patrick Cotnoir

@patrickcotnoir.bsky.social

Producer / Booker: Hey, That's Me! A Commentary Podcast, Exactly Right, ASSSSCAT, The George Lucas Talk Show, Star Wars LIve Reads. Upcoming: Unlimited Squirrels member of the media elite.

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And if they'd do it, I would drive from KY to Chicago every week for their show @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @coltcabana.bsky.social

24.11.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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had the BEST time at GLTS !!!!!!!

Thank you @connorratliff.bsky.social , Griffin and @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social for staying after so long with everyone too!!!!!!!!

24.11.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Pluribus is kind of about the existential horror of Gen AI distilling human experience and art into broad emotionless slop huh

Incredible

23.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Santa wouldnt need help from the fucking paw patrol hes a living god

23.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Snap Decision - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Snap Decision - Saturday Night Live

I dont think I'd ever seen this sketch. it's really funny and technically very impressive for snl. sound and camera cues get fucked up so easily and they pull it off here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_9D...

23.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that this is the site of one of the deaths that took place during a raid. In fleeing, a man ran onto the nearby 210 Freeway and was struck.

23.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In 1997, I saw ALIEN: RESURRECTION over Thanksgiving break when I was in 7th grade and had to complete an assignment about it for school. My mom saved it and sent it to me a couple of years ago. I fully stand by these words.

23.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
May 1981 cover of TV Guide featuring the cast of Second City TV (Joe Flaherty, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Dave Thomas, Catherine O'Hara)

May 1981 cover of TV Guide featuring the cast of Second City TV (Joe Flaherty, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Dave Thomas, Catherine O'Hara)

The definition of a murderer’s row

23.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 395    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 21

Remind me next week and I will post one!

22.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His hand placement makes sense if he read that Bubba email.

21.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an β€œinfluencer from Texas”

21.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 32419    πŸ” 9330    πŸ’¬ 1289    πŸ“Œ 938

lol come on

21.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2192    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 88
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I love how Steven Charleston is the banner image for GLTS on IMDB @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @richsommer.pizza

21.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me to Alan:

21.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was once bullied into watching the Holiday special by Connor, Griffin Newman, and @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social. I had to watch it alone. Getting to see Chewbacca's uncle watch holographic porn should only be experienced in a group setting like this. Especially with "George Lucas" on hand!

21.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck AI. This fucking sucks

21.11.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

21.11.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7626    πŸ” 1894    πŸ’¬ 205    πŸ“Œ 99

I assume people would skip around!!

21.11.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love movies. My head is constantly thinking about movies. They are my favorite thing. A compulsion. An obsession.

I can't imagine carrying about any movie in this fashion. Pathetic loser shit and that's coming from me, a confirmed pathetic loser.

20.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"So, that's a real gunβ€½" - PATRICK COTNOIR, MR. ROOSEVELT (2017) with writer / director / star NoΓ«l Wells, Hey, That's Me! - A Commentary Podcast #HeyThatsMe #NationalPunctuationDay #PatrickCotnoir

24.09.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Big Bird can blink!" - PATRICK COTNOIR, Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird (1985) audio commentary with director Ken Kwapis, Hey, That's Me! - A Commentary Podcast #HeyThatsMe #PatrickCotnoir

04.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"For people who don't know, Rich has a roommate named Steven Charleston, who shows up on the show a lot." - PATRICK COTNOIR, Return of Patrick Cotnoir, Heyblabber Podcast #Heyblabber #PatrickCotnoir

22.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm Patrick Cotnoir." - PATRICK COTNOIR, Fringe S1E03 'The Ghost Network' (2008) audio commentary with actor Zak Orth ('Roy McComb'), Hey, That's Me! - A Commentary Podcast #HeyThatsMe #PatrickCotnoir

08.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ew dont post this bullshit.

19.11.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox chyron reads "ANTI-ICE PROTESTS ROCK CHARLOTTE" while in the background on their liveshot you can see people in frog and dinosaur costumes

19.11.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4986    πŸ” 1062    πŸ’¬ 282    πŸ“Œ 115

hey man, this is weird.

19.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For me it's the way the press pool just quietly went along with it because he's the president

The entire point of this country is that we don't have to let some guy do whatever he wants just because of his title. We don't have to respect him or go along with him just because he holds an office

19.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4305    πŸ” 769    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 32

hey dude, this fucking sucks

19.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the dumbest things on earth that makes me laugh the hardest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucA4...

19.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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