Patrick Cotnoir

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

screenshot of a banger Superbowl ad tweet: cj @TOS_Violator. 9/11/21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 177 14.5K 112K

good time to bring back this all timer:

wow George would never have allowed this, the new regime ruins everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here you go.

Most movies either have one or the other

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

Dont loop. GROUP!

they have real 'loop group energy'

too niche?

the crowd in this clip sounds like an ADR'd angry crowd. like the director said to them 'just say stuff an angry person would say!'

All I’ll say is we didn’t have a winter like this for all of Bill de Blasio's eight years since he put the fear of FUCKING GOD into the groundhogs.

I will work so hard for this fucking campaign

My memoir will be titled Missing Dan Hedaya

I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return

@robertscotthorton.bsky.social why are you passing other peoples posts off as your own?

skinny arms and legs. what a weirdo.

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

There is a lot of real information about real crimes and conspiracies in the Epstein files. But I do worry that so many untrained and ill-equipped individuals digging into the raw material to do their own research is going to trigger a mass psychosis on the order of Qanon.

kinda crazy that big justice's voice hasn't dropped yet

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Bryan Brown as Rollie Tyler in F/X (1986) with his animatronic monster

Chilling with the boys

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I see you posting on instagram. I know you have seen my email."

GA friends, please call!! email!!

YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers James Acaster Wants to Rig American Elections with Escape Rooms

this was a perfect talk show interview (i think Seth Meyers was crying-laughing a bit by the end and I definitely was) ilu james acaster

"Raman would immediately pose a formidable challenge to Bass. She was the first council member to be elected with support from the Democratic Socialists of America, which scored an enormous victory last fall with the election of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani."

LET'S FUCKING GO

"Send Help" (2026) is very very good and a FANTASTIC movie theater experience.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

“George Lucas” holding up two laserdiscs as if they were giant ears

I’m honored to have been a small part of this moment at the recent late show of the George Lucas Talk Show.

RIP to my LD copy of Return of the Jedi, a movie I don’t care for very much.