I’ve run this past the committee and unfortunately it tracks.
17.04.2025 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I phoned a friend.
14.04.2025 16:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
On a recent trip to Vancouver I briefly missed the actual signs on these doors and spent a few moments wondering if I was more of a found-object quad-copter, or more of an Erlenmeyer flask with wings.
13.04.2025 19:09 — 👍 107 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
Good riddance the incels. Long may you jerk it into the roomba.
02.04.2025 20:14 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
me to the united states: this could be us but you playin’
02.04.2025 15:51 — 👍 29798 🔁 4156 💬 360 📌 139
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
01.04.2025 19:47 — 👍 64251 🔁 14569 💬 995 📌 1255
Nobody voted for Elon Musk
A self-interested, erratic megalomaniac has seized control of the US government.
"Nobody voted for Elon Musk. And nobody wants airplanes to fall out of the sky. But after Musk pushed out the head of the FAA and Donald Trump gutted the agency’s safety board, and Musk attempted to push air traffic controllers to quit, the worst domestic airline disaster since 2001 occurred."
03.02.2025 21:28 — 👍 1480 🔁 446 💬 66 📌 21
1/ OK, Democratic members of Congress in the US Senate. It’s time for some tough love.
I am aware your pollsters and consultants tell you things like “the American people want us to work together” and “ focus on prescription drug prices in the economy.”
02.02.2025 15:02 — 👍 11659 🔁 3681 💬 802 📌 1079
Never again...
31.01.2025 10:38 — 👍 2860 🔁 883 💬 26 📌 22
Call your senators and demand they do all of this. Shut down the Senate. And follow @indivisible.org. They get it.
Find your senator here: www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
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