Also.

America is run by a bunch of sundowning geriatrics.

Wth is it?

My mom took plenty of Tylenol, apparently... But also, owee loud noises bad

Yup

Truly the face of a man who lost some kind of bet.

Super classy, I know.

*farts* sorry, I'm a bit gassy.

I sometimes use it to fall asleep. Bean can knit so I don't doom scroll. So I think it's fair use....

65

His sock/scarf knitting progress.

I think I skipped ahead. I completely stopped caring.

We have an Auris, which fits everything we need for longer trips with 2 kids. It was pretty tight when they were young though.

Love is a big word. Toyotas are good if you don't care much about status and want your car to just drive. They don't use much gas and refuse to breakdown. Though an American friend did complain it doesn't do well with all of the potholes in your roads so 🤷

We got rid of my 3.5yo son's pacifier today by tying it to some helium balloons and sending it to "a baby". My naturally sceptical 5yo daughter at bed time, after her brother went to sleep: "I know it didn't go to a baby! I know it went to the moon!"

My gym had the normal bonk bonk music on. The quickly repeating 1-2 second samples they use these days hijack my entire brain. It was torture. I really can't forget my headphones again 😭

I think that's a newborn thing. Both my kids grew out of it and started waking up from noise. (Also light) Enjoy it while it lasts 🤞

Indeed

I'm preparing for a long video...

I think the subscription fees are very reasonable. Just started today, so I'll give it another few days. But if I still like it, I'll definitely throw some money at it.

Beanoculars 🫘

I'd like to dress him up as another type of bean. As a costume, I don't want a different bean, just a brown bean in chickpea cosplay.

I had this dinky little mp3 player that was indestructible. Miss that thing (I can't find it, but I'm sure it still works)

Relatable

Who needs sanity when you can look cute?

You spelled awesome wrong...

Well now I can't see anything butt...

The upside down American flag made me do a double take. The Dutch flag upside down is what some right wing extremists are using here. 🤨

Not if he has anything to do with it

I just saw a post on a new secret project, like, yesterday. 😂😂😂