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Y me he quedado sin entradas para Deafheaven en Madrid. Si conocéis a alguien que venda DOS y me podéis mover esto, os amaré eternamente.
Gracias.
Siento ser tonta.
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Me acaban de pasar esto, por si alguien de Madrid que use el Cercanías en esa linea, sabe algo.

Just make it exist first.

At first it seems Democrats are always caving to Republicans. But when you watch it happen over & over again you eventually wake up & realize it's more sinister than caving. Democrats are COLLUDING with Republicans because they serve the same donors & same corrupt system as them.

No tenía ni idea de esto y me parece una fantasía

"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."

This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.

oh my god they actually did it lmao

I am not a military strategist, but I have a vague memory that not feeding the troops was one of those big fuck-ups that Sun Tzu talked about.

Y recuerdo que la ministra dijo que se habían levantado de la mesa del Consejo Interterritorial, pero de la de la cena oficial no.

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt

rip 😔

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

it turns out that regular people want good things and not bad things, take notes

Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.

Por cierto: récord de participación. Para que ganen los nuestros, hay que ir.

Llevo desde enero de 2023 tomando dos de estas pastillas cada mañana para mantener dormido mi cáncer. El precio del tratamiento de un mes en USA es de $1696.75, más de $20.000 al año. Más que el SMI.

Claro que mataría (mataré) por mantener la sanidad pública.

A New Yorker cover shouldn’t make me feel like this, but here it is, making me feel like this

“The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.” -Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

This. Always this.

González Amador: "me voy de España o me suicido". El presidente del tribunal: "no le recomiendo ninguna de las dos cosas".

El novio de la Ayuso diciendo "me voy de españa o me suicido", y el presidente del tribunal respondiéndole con un "no le recomiendo ninguna de las dos cosas" es tan guión de Berlanga, que sólo me queda quitarme el sombrero.

El excomisario europeo de Justicia Didier Reynders es imputado por blanqueo de capitales Mientras era ministro del Gobierno belga y durante su etapa de comisario europeo, Reynders se gastaba hasta 3.000 euros díarios en boletos de lotería en una gasolinera a las afueras de Bruselas

Mirad lo que le ha pasado al señor belga al que el PP acudía en Europa para darnos lecciones acerca de cómo elegir a los jueces.

professorpineapple: "you're an art model does that mean you're NAKED?" "yeah" "whoa...those lucky artists;" ...buddy. professorpineapple: idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there's at least ten people in the room and we're all tired and covered in charcoal. the dude in front who's staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he's almost out of paint. he is crying.

Effy bailando con una iluminación azulada

Nuevo capítulo de #BloodOaths 🖤🩸

Esta vez con Effy abriéndose en canal para enseñarnos su alma a través del baile. Poquita cosa.

Gracias de nuevo a @shalottheart.bsky.social y @ Flamenco Queer por colaborar conmigo y hacer este capítulo posible 🥺💕

🔸 Link: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/bl...

Teen Vogue possesses more integrity and professionalism than NYT and WaPo combined.

Por cierto que hace un mes y pico que vi el Suchard en tiendas, pero este año lo va a comprar su abuela, el año pasado ya vi las noticias de la reduflación (bajar cantidad de producto sin bajar precio) pero es que este año le han metido encima una subida tocha, 5€ una puñetera tableta xd

Y no renuncies al acta de diputado no vaya a ser que sin aforamiento TE JUZGUEN por haberte cepillado a doscientas y pico personas

El problema del PP con Mazón es que Mazón no es su excepción sino su método.

Mazón hizo con la Dana lo que Ayuso con las residencias, Bonilla con los cribados y Mañueco con los incendios.

Lo que Aznar con el 11M, Trillo con el Yak42 y Rajoy con el Prestige.

Sometimes i get sad at those “I wanted to look up what kind of horse pulled medieval wagons It’s three hours later and playtex bra sewers made spacesuits i have a problem” no. No, you don’t. Hydrate and get back in there