sarah margaret 🍂

me: im an X-man style mutant
person: oh that’s cool
me: I can draw
Person: what the fuck what the fuck are you serious right now what the fuck are you saying to me

What is it about finding out you can draw that makes people have the weirdest reactions ever

i bet she's sharp, too

i needed a comedian who definitely owns both "finishing the hat" and "look, i made a hat"

he'll be on a podcast with 3 comedy bros called "THE JERKOFF HOUR" going "well, god is in the details."

i really needed gianmarco soresi in my life bc i needed a comedian who would casually quote stephen sondheim's artistic philosophy in interviews

what if you could kiss a beautiful virus

Describe your WIP in the most brainrotted, booktok style possible

the thing you need to understand about squirrels is that they are small mammals, with big hearts. they love you. like god loves you. their hearts are vast complex networks of hallways and doorways. they were not built for you. the resemblance to human structures is coincidental. they like nuts, also

tired of hearing about former gifted kids. Try having principal tell you you're the only one who can fulfill the prophecy, no matter how many times your parents made you change schools

Since setting my comments to “followers only” my whole life is good now

I swear to god this was in my camera roll

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

That’s a rare loot drop from me wow

U bring all ur tokens and power-ups with u

no i switch it up

It’s ok that’s just the tutorial

Sarah but different

When u become my mutual u unlock a new sarah level

I think u could do it if u believed hard enough

POV: ur bsf didn’t unalive but he sure did girlboss too close to the sun

I fear this isn’t even brainrotted enough

POV: you thought your bestie got unalived but instead he’s been shifting to an alternate reality and he’s had… a little bit of a glow-up. His eyes are all over you…….. but does he have a dark side???

Describe your WIP in the most brainrotted, booktok style possible

being grabbed by the toes and snapped like a dish towel would fix me

Thinking about the trampoline episode of Community where the trampoline guy points at the swastika tattoo on his chest and says “it’s going to be a maze”

there's a democratic plot to use my nazi tattoo to turn voters against me

Ow my heart

front cover for the adventure zone: story and song graphic novel! featuring lucretia, merle, magnus, and taako.

back cover for the adventure zone: story and song graphic novel! it's a mirror of the front cover, but rest of the stolen century crew have filled in the empty spaces on the front.

I'm SO excited to finally get to show you the front AND back covers for The Adventure Zone: Story and Song graphic novel! The book will be out on July 14, 2026, and It's available for preorder now! theadventurezonecomic.com 🎉💖

god really freaked it on that 1st plague. a bloody reeking nile, no fish to eat, no water to drink. but then he hit the sophomore slump. frogs? yeah frogs. they'll get into stuff, jump on you, go on your bed. it'll be super annoying for the egyptians. he's lucky they even gave him a 3rd plague tbh.