sarah margaret 🌸

I had to edit out “what’s eating Gilbert grape” and “catch me if you can” for the sake of brevity

Me: I watched The Talented Mr. Ripley
My brother: isn’t the guy in that racist?
Me: you’re mixing up Matt Damon and mark wahlberg
Him: Sean Penn is in it
Me: what? No.
Him: Dustin Hoffman
Me: youre thinking of Rain Man somehow
Him: Robin Williams
Me: That’s Good Will Hunting
Him: Yeah, Matt Damon.

Primary every Democrat who won’t fight to abolish ICE.

Every one.

I remember sidling up to the director and trying to get out of it
“Oh I don’t have tap shoes,” I said
“That’s okay!” She smiled, not knowing how evil this was

I was not auditioning for a character who dances THEY JUSF MADE EVERYONE DO IT

It was an experience so mortifying that I thought to myself “I just have to live through this”

The moment I defeated my serious anxiety disorder was when I auditioned for a community production of newsies and they made me tap dance in front of everyone and god

An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible

YES they’re married

Oh btw I’m not doing hourlies today bc my life is being controlled by sky and ari bladelands

Sure Mayor Mamdani is charming the populace with his good policies and charisma, but he’s been suspiciously silent on whether he’s going to implement crucial safety measures to prevent someone from getting sewn into the pants of the big Charlie Brown in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

You just have depression, baby doll. Idiot.

If I were Rhaenyra I simply wouldn’t be in that situation

i can't stop remembering this pic of me as rhaenyra targaryen and my friend as laura palmer it cracks me up

Colored pencil drawings of little dragons

colored pencil drawing of a little dragon

little guy convention

I want 2 wash his face and kiss his little cheeks

I’m so sorry to everyone who didnt know the way I post about game of thrones stuff
It’s utter brainrot hours over here

Daeron Targaryen is kind of handsome

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

a reddit post by u/MelanieEalmertinez (Clown Breeder) titled Eminem vs Mario showing a screenshot of a Tumblr post by user pitbolshevik that says "every time i can't beat a level in a video game i think about the fucking does that seem fair to you tweet" with a screenshot of a Twitter post by user Corey Brickley Illustration that says "i had a dream that eminem put out a really long and involved rap about how Mario games (like in general) are too hard and he described a bunch of scenarios he'd encountered in the series and would say "Now Does That Sound Fair To You?" after each one"

@coreybrickley.bsky.social so I saw a Reddit post about a tumblr post about a Twitter post you made and I felt like I needed to share it here so it would be a Bluesky skeet of a screenshot of a Reddit post of a screenshot of a tumblr post of a screenshot of a Twitter post.

my brother also recently revealed that his girlfriend is technically an irish citizen so they'll probably leave my ass too

my parents are getting their irish passports and i stg they're going to LEAVE ME HERE

back off they're MY ticket out

"oh i have an irish passport"
"oh i have an italian passport i love my nonna"
"i can actually get canadian citizenship now, who knew?"
what the fuck why didn't i get the memo

it's hard being on the east coast sometimes bc whenever something terrible happens w the government everyone suddenly reveals that they're dual citizens

we're getting married

I’m so sniffly and sad 😢 say nice thing s 2 me

why doesn’t the New Yorker spell it “opïöid”

Bust sketch of Mario having a smoke.

da plumba