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I had to go get it this evening too 😄 🍕

Why police children in these shows always so stubborn and have no sense of self preservation. I say this a policeman's child cuz in real life we don't move like that

Your law enforcement relative call you and say go home, go home now, I can't tell you why. Why wouldn't you just go home now? These show characters are annoying

If you see ANYONE recording a YT video or live streaming and they're being pricks, just start playing the soundtrack to Frozen on your phone.

They can't use any footage then, gets copyright struck IN SECONDS.

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I had a really nice slice from Pizza Please last week and it has stayed on my mind

I have been craving pizza.

I vote for Berlin: Identify some "would love to do" items for Madrid and put them on a 1 to 1½ day itinerary and then head to Berlin.

Will it be your 1st time in Madrid?

I just remembered the time when a neighbour in my previous complex left out a BBQ with lots of meat she was gonna cook in it and she accused our vegan (Rastafarian) neighbour of stealing it. I dunno why she automatically assumed it was her.

The culprit was someone squatting in nearby bushes

My husband got our picky kid to more willingly have yogurt. He was telling her it's called yogurt so she repeated the name then told him it's banana soup, and now I can't help but see it as being like that for real

Yes! I have to be choosing unsweetened whenever the option is available

Sometimes I try to tell myself it has to be a non literal name, or else - ewwww

I don't like to add speculation to the family tree, so I took off a whole speculative line because it was really low confidence speculation- mind you it would be 600 years of ancestry if correct. Now 2 years later, I am finding out it is and it's going to take weeks to build it back 🤦🏽‍♀️

I am so proud of @lextroverted.bsky.social for doing her 1st book reading. The labelling in your video was too cute - "not a paid actor"

I know this is a shocker on here but I do believe ppl should be able to enjoy the little things in life even if they’re poor or broke. Lack of money shouldn’t negate joy

I once had a massage where it felt like she unburdened even my ancestors' burdens.

I wish I could find her back

My older cousin died from it and that terrified so many of us that it scared off several of my older cousins from the idea of having bio kids.

"you so fine that you don't need makeup"

friend, that isn't the point 😭

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It was a really good change up

Millennials are having our mid-life crises in starter apartments, it’s rough out here.

Did anyone like The Burbs?

Oh boy, the misattribution of sound. I think people who want it to be quiet all the while should go rent houses, not apartments.

There I was, sitting at my desk on a Zoom work call when I heard a bunch of banging and drilling coming from one of the floors above. Looked out at some point and saw the landlord's plumbing team.
Later, the neighbour downstairs reported me for that noise 🫤

I was trying to find the video but haven't yet - there was someone who shared a video of their cat trying to smother her while she was sleeping, when the preferred human was away. The kitty was in protest mode the whole time

Sounds magically restful

I miss my old TikTok FYP. Right now I have to keep selecting not interested. Doesn't seem to be helping like it used to

Craving wine 🍷

I need a gift of us$4900 to find me to cover the surgery my kid might need to do again.

I am still hoping it will resolve wonderfully and surgery won't be needed.

Come on life, send nice stuff our way, not med complications or debt

Yup! It has been torture. By my mom's down on the flat it's nice, but up by me, torturous

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I change my mind. I am not a fan of this weather. Our homes aren't built for it. Living on the exposed side of the hill, the wind is beating us up. Feels like have cold water tossed in your face. It's not the 60-something degrees temp I am used to in other countries, it's more intensely cold