Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪

And happy Joe Estevez day to all who celebrate it.

It's Joe Estevez

Happy Birthday, Joe Estevez! Almost fitting that it's on Friday the 13th. Let the Festevez-tivities begin!

Jason Voorhees's head on cupid's body

Combining holidays to save time and money

[mournfully] We're so sorry, ma'am, and our sympathies go out to you at this awful time - although, take heart that the DOW is over 50,000.

To those who were benefiting from Epstein as part of their assent and orbit:
Get Fucking Nervous.

“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan

Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.

Hmmm. Louder then.

Moxie cutest grey and white kitten ever

Moxie cutest grey and white kitten ever

Moxie cutest grey and white kitten ever next to Cecil the chonkiest

Moxie cutest grey and white kitten ever next to Cecil the chonkiest

My kitties!

Rawr.

Drawing in a sketchbook, with the text "sea spray" on the top left. The colored pencil and pen drawing is of a capybara in the same pose as Ariel on a rock with a wave splashing behind. The drawing is in a triangle at the top left half of the page. The text af the bottom left is "3.10.2025, Col-Erase + Energel Pens."

Another sketch in the 642 Things to Draw where I try to inject capybaras where I can! The prompt "Sea Spray" instantly made me think of The Little Mermaid.

#thelittlemermaid #capybara #sketch #art #sciart

*gasp*
It's beautiful!

As the prophet of ancient times once said:
"Fuck me, where did we park? Wait, no - did we park here, or over by the door close to Cinnabon? Wait, no, no. That's too close to where those guys are vaping, so we were, like, at least another door or so away from that."
~ Suburban Mall Prophecies, vol. 7

The king of clean, beautiful coal.

“Congratulations on winning the Championship of Winning Championships.”

..has he not seen what a gun can do?
I mean, there's a lot of classrooms in America which can provide relevant information.

Hold on murderous robber let me go to my wall and grab my antique knife. It's shaped like brass knuckles so give me a minute.

democratic party cheerleaders are really doing their best to make it seem like the nominee for president in 2028 is gavin newsom already huh

Oh, no - no office jobs for me; my work here at the human sacrifice corporation is largely ceremonial.

Pamela Jo Bondi has seen photos and videos of pedophilia so disturbing that she knew she could never make them public if she wanted to protect the perpetrators. And that was the choice she coldly made.

US military shot down party balloon after assessing as drone: Reports The U.S. military shot down a suspected drone near El Paso that was later identified as a party balloon, prompting a brief FAA airspace closure.

This military intervention could have been an email.

Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.

a man is talking to an elderly woman who is laying in the back of a bus and the words go and love some more are visible Alt: a man is talking to an elderly woman who is laying in the back of a bus and the words go and love some more are visible

A fond farewell to an amazing human being, Bud Cort.

Today is not a great day, it seems.

*you're

Oh, sure, as if D*tch people are real, Emma™, okay.

dutch people wear shoes to bed

everybody should have a special trick

i am unable to make eye contact with the orthopedic specialist when i tell her i have developed frozen shoulder due to Excessive Posting

I don’t know who Ro Khanna and Tom Massie’s parents are but goddamned I’d be proud if I were them. They raised their sons right.

"A surprise upset in the 'turtle vomiting-unlit-votive-candles men's mixed 1400m'. Let's cut to the winners' circle and discuss why our dad's teeth are angry with us."