Christian ❄️☃️

Hottie

It doesn't matter.
It's not good enough.
It won't change things.
It's just cosmetic.
It should have happened years ago.
It doesn't mean anything.
It's too late.
It doesn't make up for the fact that...

Pissing on glimmers of hopefulness isn't tough-minded. It's just wallowing in a comfort zone.

a woman in a red dress is dancing with her arms outstretched in a dark room . ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing with her arms outstretched in a dark room .

Me when I realized my crush looked at my Insta stories.

Mine have been infinitely better. Even the lows now are nothing like the lows I had in my 30s.

I'm not a shareholder, but you and Theodore deserve raises

One of my favorite people here

have a good week 💕

Some people don't? 😍🥵

I use FreeTaxUSA every year! It's easy and fast! People who aren't making six digit salaries shouldn't be paying to have their taxes done

Betty White and Rue McClanahan as Rose and Blanche in The Golden Girls. They are dressed in nun's outfits and whipples. Blanche is holding a pair of underwear. Text: We're here collecting lingerie for needy, sexy people

My favorite Golden Girls rewatch podcast covered the "needy sexy people" episode this week and I have been thinking about that line and giggling all day.

It's almost as if the entire administration has been corrupted by a terminal case of online brain where they believe that regular citizens are exactly the same as the rabid alt-right nazi's on X

I feel like Connor Storrie would have believed it 🤣

Happy birthday, sexy! 💖💖

a woman in a red dress is dancing with her arms outstretched in a dark room . ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing with her arms outstretched in a dark room .

Me when I realized my crush looked at my Insta stories.

I sort of thought of it as the marriage equality debate of its day (in terms of heat), but agreed it doesn't have an equivalent today

Learning about the gold and silver debate was probably the most surprising thing I learned reading all the presidential biographies

My current battle

I’m usually naked around here… but this is me when I actually put some clothes on 🤓

I was very polite but did the thing I was trying to avoid: I wrote back don't send this to me. At this point, watching someone rant about something agreeing with me about everything feels unproductive, not cathartic

I posted in 3 different places to all my friends not to send me anything political unless it was like a petition or something where I can help. What do I wake up to? A friend who's sent me two political reels

Feeling a bit better and more myself. Everything has been overwhelming

I don't know anything about the teams. I know a little about Bad Bunny. I hope Bad Bunny has a good time.

Talk to strangers on Bsky about more public things like how pretty their dicks are! 🤣

it's time

Everything is bulging in all the right places. 🥵

Aw they're crossing swords again

A weather map of snowfall across the US. The shape looks very much like a pink dick.

Stay warm, friends! It's supposed to be cold and snowy.

Always a hottie

We love a sexy man regardless what he is wearing

Drawing of a puppy in a clown outfit with the caption; "I refuse to lose my whimsy"

Whimsy