badly placed 9/11 analogy

me, 16 years old, trying to make myself like St. Anger by Metallica

The worst thing about US fascism is that they're making me defend London

they should just add bunnyhopping

18 years ago TV was changed

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

as far as im concerned every week is fat bear week

there's nothing worse than being introducted to someone and the person introducing you is like "oh you both like wrestling" and the other person is a WWE fan, grim.

ive been saying this for years, how can it be pro wrestling if the matches don't matter and the popularity of the stars dosen't matter.

it's basically just a humiliation ritual TV show.

Good evening, today I'm thinking about this

ok yeah she does look like northernlion. still a milf

what are you looking at? ❤️‍🩹

the year is 2002: a prime minister from the right of the Labour party is prostrating himself at the feet of the worst most evil US president ever

the year is 2025: a prime minister from the right of the Labour party is prostrating himself at the feet of the worst most evil US president ever

i wish rich people had more money

it’s natural for a catgirl with a moderately healthy diet and only light exercise to have plumpness to her. that’s the primordial pouch

my 8 year old nephew asked if I had anything "more stimulating" than shrek 2 so I put on eraserhead for him and now he wants to go as the eraserhead baby for halloween. my sister gets back in an hour. he isn't allowed to watch surrealism. please help

literally all any of these freaks know what to do is interfactional warfare and stab each other in the back. i JUST want to see a doctor and afford to ride a train. this your party stuff has been so bleak dude no you are not allowed to hope for good things ever

there's nothing else for it. everyone who has ever been a uk political staffer is now legally a bin man or sewage worker for the rest of their career. hard reset. do something useful. we cant trust a single one of you thick of it motherfuckers

a yuri where two women have sex? sounds kind of like gooner media ... idk ...

mastodon user abadidea: The Song Dynasty of China: can you believe that those Khitan to the north also call their chieftan "emperor"? Ridiculous. Rural hicks. There can only be one emperor in the world, and it's definitionally here in China. The Liao Dynasty of Khitan: We love China! Our southern brothers, you are so cool! Can you believe how awesome it is that we're both emperors?! 🤗 also if you invade, we will send a girl to beat you and she'll win. I cannot emphasize enough that this literally happened. The Khitan deployed Princess Yanyan to the field, she defeated the Song, and announced that she was pardoning all her Song prisoners-of-war because a girl should be nice on her birthday. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiao_Yanyan

women can do anything

I know it feels good as shit to turn into a beast and consume your enemy

crazy how so many people are bad at sex when its literally easy, how are you getting filtered in the pussy

hearing reports starmer has been given the dreaded "vote of confidence" from labour hq

Panel 1: A muscular guy with upturned hair in a tank-top, wearing a gold chain and gold watch. He is raising his left arm to gesture while speaking, head turned up smugly with his eyes closed, and saying "basically, there are 2 TYPES of men." Panel 2: He puts down his hand and look confidently ahead. He says "ALPHAS, the dominant WINNERS of the world, and BETAS, the losers." Panel 3: A girl with swirly glasses, messy hair, and a grey oversized sweatshirt has a pink "ita-bag" strapped on her shoulder. She says "What if there was a third type that could get pregnant." Panel 4: He looks at her, the confidence of his expression wavering slightly, and says "Bro I am so freakin scared of you."

i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

im the non sexual jester they have at the BDSM club

For sale: baby shoes, worn so much I'm genuinely afraid of whatever megababy has been stomping around in these.

Bishop Irenei of London:

im telling you i could beat the shit out of pablo picasso

Sources inside number 10 saying that "the football's left him"

theyre calling me the obama of eating fruit