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Mark in Berlin

@markjb.bsky.social

Brit in Berlin, previously in Bangkok. 1. FC Union Berlin, EFC. Sometime writer @ https://berlintobangkok.com and https://www.unionberlin.international/ Was UnionBerliner on the other one...

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I don't mean to boast but I actually saw Union lose twice this weekend.

What we didn't gain in points we made up for in cherished memories. And trains.

06.10.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was really hoping she would share it with me haha. I will get my own next time!

06.10.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heck yes

06.10.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ I was confident she'd have about three bites and be done but it was freakish, she powered the whole thing. A nap well earned.

06.10.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm quite fortunate at the moment because when I ask her what she wants to do on a weekend, her two answers are 'football' or 'bake a cake', and I can fully get behind those activities ๐Ÿ˜€

06.10.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We go to #fcunion and we party hard

06.10.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The mighty Schwebebahn of Wuppertal

The mighty Schwebebahn of Wuppertal

Yesterday's connection stop was in Wuppertal, home to this magnificent bastard of a hanging monorail.

It's a great shame for us all that these did not catch on anywhere except Wuppertal.

Wuppertal's gain, our loss.

05.10.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A football stadium

A football stadium

Bin da, kann losgehen

04.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Orange sunrise over Berlin Ostbahnhof

Orange sunrise over Berlin Ostbahnhof

Bright and early start

04.10.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sweet, sweet cheese toasties

Sweet, sweet cheese toasties

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

The hot cheeses are flowing,
My arteries glowing,
My organs in feeeaaaar

It's the cheese toastiest time of the year.

30.09.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The judges were very lenient about the decoration, thankfully!

28.09.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A big chocolate cake fresh out of the oven

A big chocolate cake fresh out of the oven

A big chocolate cake cooling down

A big chocolate cake cooling down

A big chocolate cake now in two layers and frosted in a very amateur fashion

A big chocolate cake now in two layers and frosted in a very amateur fashion

The finished chocolate cake now with additional Smarties

The finished chocolate cake now with additional Smarties

Extolling the virtues of baking and then eating a massive chocolate cake.

28.09.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only watched the highlights so far and that seemed like plenty of excitement!!

22.09.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The lovely day in the internet dog meme. 

The top line says 'another normal day of 1. FC Union' while the dog looks at a computer screen 

The bottom line says 'good lord' as the dog looks surprised

The lovely day in the internet dog meme. The top line says 'another normal day of 1. FC Union' while the dog looks at a computer screen The bottom line says 'good lord' as the dog looks surprised

Couldn't follow the game today and only checked at full time, holy shit #fcunion

21.09.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Categories: Mystery, Horror.

14.09.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man in running gear

A man in running gear

The same man in a football shirt and csp

The same man in a football shirt and csp

A football stadium (Alte Fรถrsterei, Berlin)

A football stadium (Alte Fรถrsterei, Berlin)

It's more fun to run with a goal in mind

07.09.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot to mention a tip for a real treat in Bregenz - a small restaurant called Maurachbund near the middle of town.

It has recently been reopened by a lovely couple. We just stumbled on it by chance, and it was probably the nicest food we have had since moving back to Europe!

07.09.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sunset over a green valley

Sunset over a green valley

Caught a lucky sunset view in Oberstaufen tonight!

03.09.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Yellow lanterns above a pedestrian street in Bregenz, Austria

Yellow lanterns above a pedestrian street in Bregenz, Austria

A fountain with flowers

A fountain with flowers

View of green hills with an old schloss on the hill

View of green hills with an old schloss on the hill

View of a harbour with a tower and lion statue at the mouth in Lindau, Germany

View of a harbour with a tower and lion statue at the mouth in Lindau, Germany

Bodensee boat day today with both Germany and Austria - very pleasantly surprised by both Lindau and Bregenz.

How great is it that you can just hop on a ferry to another country for a couple of hours and come back!

01.09.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
View of green mountains from a cafe terrace

View of green mountains from a cafe terrace

View of a green alpine valley

View of a green alpine valley

Green view over fields with distant mountains

Green view over fields with distant mountains

Cow

Cow

Making the most of a sunny day including a stop at the aptly named Cafe Paradies, which certainly has the terrace view to back it up!

31.08.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an Everton fan of 30+ years I refuse to feel hope, but what a start this season - incredible new ground, Dewsbury-Hall, all things Grealish, goals not from set pieces or just lumping it.

This is almost fun!

30.08.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A plate of Kรคsespรคtzle topped with fried onions and chives

A plate of Kรคsespรคtzle topped with fried onions and chives

Eating Kรคsespรคtzle right where they make the Bergkรคse. Highly recommend.

30.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm being exposed to a new world of Ass here...

27.08.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This works across both languages because that is a Top Ass Dinosaur

27.08.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It threw me totally until I looked up the translation ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.08.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A children's Paw Patrol book titled 'Ein Ass in Der Luft'

A children's Paw Patrol book titled 'Ein Ass in Der Luft'

Today I learned the German word for 'Ace'.

27.08.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whole place seems to have that vibe to be honest!

24.08.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Green alpine view

Green alpine view

View over an alpine valley with low mountains

View over an alpine valley with low mountains

View of mountains and trees with blue skies

View of mountains and trees with blue skies

Alpine view with trees and a small hut

Alpine view with trees and a small hut

Today's slice of mountain, where the sun has finally come out again

24.08.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This will be an Allgรคu and Ilyas Ansah appreciation account until further notice.

23.08.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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