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12.11.2025 16:04 β π 105 π 18 π¬ 1 π 1
I love early Twilight Zone's focus on chumps&losers. It's fairly consistent throughout, but especially in S1, the intro is always Serling going "look at this idiot, this heel of a dipshit. He's got a dick smaller than a Nazi's conscience, and he's going to get his ass kicked...in the Twilight Zone."
05.08.2025 03:35 β π 334 π 89 π¬ 0 π 1
A poster with an image of a woman in a black balaclava holding a tire tool with the text βThe government is abducting your neighbours are you going to let them?β
Seen out and about in Chicago.
05.09.2025 22:37 β π 5746 π 1666 π¬ 37 π 43RFK Jr looks like heβs been sampling the diseases at the CDC
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baby needs pasta grocery store sign
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
23.07.2025 11:51 β π 11385 π 1699 π¬ 49 π 42
16.06.2025 15:03 β π 477 π 96 π¬ 1 π 11
danny devito in always sunny in philadelphia saying "you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an american"
03.07.2025 21:46 β π 8538 π 3231 π¬ 2 π 0
17.06.2025 00:01 β π 141 π 36 π¬ 0 π 7
hey dane county, if you think people in jail deserve to communicate with their loved ones without a private company profiting, submit a comment via the county public protection & judiciary committee meeting zoom registration page. it's agenda item 2025 RES056
zoom.us/webinar/regi...
Bart in-between frame where he looks weird
Burnout got me feeling like this every single day
12.06.2025 21:08 β π 694 π 140 π¬ 6 π 3you do not need to sign up for a protest
you do not need to aign up for a protest
you do not need to sign up for a protest
people... don't put your names on a list
seriously
these lists and sign ups are used by authorities to arrest you easier
YOU. DO NOT. NEED. TO SIGN UP. FOR PROTESTS.
One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP
02.06.2025 16:18 β π 14895 π 2950 π¬ 107 π 70
A potato-shaped dark rat sits in a basket, its eyes boggling. A Snapchat caption says: RATTO ES FATTO. Rat K'muck via Pinterest.
le plumpy
01.06.2025 11:00 β π 784 π 105 π¬ 19 π 11Like why you making me shout one more song while you top off a bottle of water? Just do it one stage and finish the set man
29.05.2025 17:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Encores are just adult peekaboo
29.05.2025 17:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
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(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
23.05.2025 05:33 β π 2503 π 268 π¬ 23 π 6
Lyra longingly looks at the water
Before being consumed by the murky waters
Unfortunately the ocean got me and I will not be returning to land
22.05.2025 17:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My breast reduction was genuinely the best decision I ever made, but the day I realized I couldnβt hide entire cans of soda under my tits was one of the saddest of my life
18.05.2025 15:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
can i just.....like.....hello???
13.05.2025 21:31 β π 49 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0Literally my favorite human? I love you ππ
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