John Aspinall

Are you sure you're not my daughter? She's watched 'Nativity' about 50 times in the last month #misterpoppy

He couldn't beat the clock.

It's Sunday Night at the London Palladium, not Saturday afternoon! No wonder you've never met Tommy Trinder (or have you?)

Did it also show you a video of your house exploding?

I reckon he prefers it - gets to hang out upstairs with Claudia on Saturdays without all the training and competition nonsense.

Mud on the tracks?

"If your train's on time I'll give you the money myself"

YouTube video by 2666 - The Art Of Listening Tubby Hayes – Voodoo Session - 1964 (2009 - 7" vinyl - Session Recording)

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Frank Spencer, Eddie Waring, Harold Wilson. Mike Yarwood's act, basically.

"Looks like my mother-in-law!" So much to love in that segment. I used to be able to recite Roy and Kenny Lynch's middle-eight banter by heart (probably still could - "don't forget the double-breasted lid!"). Also love Roy stumbling into the Dr Terror film poster as he struggles home. Lovely stuff.

The photo of buckets, spades and fishing nets is so evocative of childhood holidays. Just needs the Beezer summer special.

A wooden shed in the sun

At the age of 55 I am finally a man with a shed. #lifegoals #arthurjackson #shedcast #shedshedsheds

Cry from the Aspinall kitchen: "we've run out of ramekins!" #middleclasscrisis

"Man at C&A"

A good excuse to give Rosita a spin

Did you post this from your mobile telling bone?

You know Spring is really here when the cats start building their nests.

"Successful" is an odd choice of adjective. Usually it would be "major" or "hit". Successful feels just one step up from "adequate".

Cover of the tie-in paperback to Codename Icarus

Missed the last episode. Bought the book. Not sure I ever actually read it.

"Can I take you up the adjoining Scandinavian gift shop?"

"Lene" "just arrived from Denmark" "speciality: cutting" - is this some kind of Oxonian polari?

A "Talking Heads" reboot? I can picture you as a latter-day Thora Hird.

It's practically compulsory in France. My daughter has just had two with Nutella, folded into triangles. Triangles! I looked on disapprovingly as I ate my sensible British rolled-up lemon and sugar pancake.

There aren't enough cars named after Pipkins characters. I'd happily drive a Vauxhall Topov.

That reminds me - the Outnumbered special is on tonight