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Ryan Kaiser

@ryankaiser.bsky.social

Unserious #Survivor commentator 🏝️ | Reality TV 📺 | PS5/Nintendo 🎮 | He/Him |

322 Followers  |  101 Following  |  120 Posts  |  Joined: 03.08.2023  |  1.6826

Latest posts by ryankaiser.bsky.social on Bluesky

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There’s no point in saying good morning because it certainly is not one #Survivor48

27.02.2025 15:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God these designs and names are all terrible 💀

08.02.2025 15:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me when it’s a #TheTraitorsUS day

06.02.2025 18:53 — 👍 48    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Don’t fuck with her #TheTraitorsUS

24.01.2025 02:51 — 👍 92    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 2

Honestly, every cast photo should look like this #SurvivorAU

20.01.2025 15:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Poor Zac catching strays #TheTraitorsUS

17.01.2025 14:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#TheTraitorsUS 🫠

17.01.2025 03:17 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It really shouldn’t be as good as it is but 🍿

17.01.2025 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#RHOSLC & #Survivor cinematic parallels

16.01.2025 21:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Me when Jeff Probst said no more villains on Survivor #TheTraitorsUS

10.01.2025 14:17 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

L I T E R A L L Y

10.01.2025 02:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Season 3 swinging for the fucking fences 🔥🔥🔥 #TheTraitorsUS

10.01.2025 02:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trying to contain myself for 3 episodes of #TheTraitorsUS tonight like

09.01.2025 17:52 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is everything 🔥🔥🔥

07.01.2025 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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God what a week of new episodes of TV ahead 📺

06.01.2025 22:13 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2
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We are so lucky to have Bob on #TheTraitorsUS

02.01.2025 15:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Merry happy whatever magic you believe in today 🎅🏻🎄

25.12.2024 18:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2013 was a rough year for pre-mergers.

19.12.2024 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I do what I can 🫡

19.12.2024 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you use the word orthogonal on #Survivor and no one knows wtf you’re talking about

19.12.2024 02:45 — 👍 43    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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This is when I knew @rachelalamont.bsky.social was taking it. My Day 1 watermelon queen 💛💛💛 #Survivor

19.12.2024 02:35 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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Me staring down the jury to make sure they don’t fuck this up #Survivor

19.12.2024 02:00 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Remembering that at least half of the #Survivor finale is just going to be fire-making and the after show 🫤

18.12.2024 14:28 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s probably like Uno except every card is either a Skip or Draw 4.

16.12.2024 18:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have some concerns… #Survivor

16.12.2024 17:26 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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👉👌

16.12.2024 16:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GOTY 🤞

13.12.2024 01:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m just an optimist.

13.12.2024 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You know what would be really funny? Sam wins F4 immunity but knows he has to take out Rachel so he chooses to go up against her in fire and loses 🤭 #Survivor

12.12.2024 03:05 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Genevieve was THAT bitch tho ❤️🙌 #Survivor

12.12.2024 02:57 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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