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Alex Santa Maria

@allthatjuice.club.bsky.social

Phoenix. Critic. Collector. Dimir. Neon Enthusiast. Toonami Faithful. Fan of Needlers. Currently types fast for a living. I'm not running.

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Latest posts by allthatjuice.club on Bluesky

The line about the map makes me crack up every damn time.

01.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are five new special features, seems like the bonus disc on BTTF1 covers them if that's all you want.

28.08.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Colonel's iconic "Nugget Launcher"

24.08.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For anyone not keeping track, this is the third new Bubsy game in the last decade.

Meanwhile, Nintendo won't make a F-Zero in double that time.

No, F-Zero 99 does not count.

19.08.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A blue swirl box, with an image of a bear dressed like the Bugle Boy section of a Sears catalog in the early 90's, riding a skateboard. He is surrounded by images of cookies that look like bears doing extreme sports

A blue swirl box, with an image of a bear dressed like the Bugle Boy section of a Sears catalog in the early 90's, riding a skateboard. He is surrounded by images of cookies that look like bears doing extreme sports

Dizzy Grizzlies (1995-circa 1998): An X-Treme Teddy Grahams spin-off, consisting of bite-sized butter cookies shaped like bears in action poses rollerblading, surfing with rad shades and more, coated with chocolate or vanilla frosting and sprinkles (of course sprinkles) on the other side.

03.02.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 53

Can you even call a game Madden NFL if it doesn't have a truck stick?

15.08.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And we're about 4 years overdue for a sequel. But that's SEGA for you

15.08.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs

As requested by Morgan

13.08.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3782    πŸ” 456    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 23
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bacon bacon

06.08.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm in an art store this afternoon. Here is their bathroom sign.

01.08.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For $1000 American dollars, you can now be reminded of this Summer's worst film every time you check your email. Meet the Smurface.

Yes, this is real.

31.07.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s July, 2025. I’m on Bluesky arguing about DoorDash.

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s October, 2023. I’m on X arguing about DoorDash.

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s March, 2019. I’m on Twitter arguing about DoorDash.

DR. MANHATTAN: It’s 2015. I’m downloading a new delivery app to my phone.

27.07.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1729    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

That feeling when your first round opponent at Edge of Eternities prerelease says "Eat Shit" as you swing in for lethal with your dumb aggro pile.

26.07.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is β€œHello Kitty is not a cat, she’s a little girl” levels of gaslighting.

25.07.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

Saw Fantastic Four last night. They nailed it. The big purple man was right up there on the screen.

25.07.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this should be how video games are made as a rule. Gameplay trumps graphics all day.

11.07.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been playing a little Star Overdrive on Steam, still want to play more.

The style is right up my alley, and I'm hoping that I discover more variety as things go on. Good fun either way πŸ‘

18.06.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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01.05.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Get more from Game Mess on Patreon creating podcasts and gaming content

Well, that was a dream come true. Knew it wouldn't last, though. Out of a job at the moment. But I'll always be doing patreon.com/gamemess

01.05.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3697    πŸ” 531    πŸ’¬ 589    πŸ“Œ 107

Getting a job in games media seemed almost unattainable when I broke in back in 2005. In the years since, it’s become almost impossible and ultimately inadvisable. I can’t imagine trying to break in today.

Independent is pretty much the only option now. Support your favorite creators directly.

01.05.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6088    πŸ” 1072    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 20

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01.05.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Normally not much of a browser plugins guy, but as someone who occasionally looks up video game things online, this one's been very nice. addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...

30.04.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2654    πŸ” 900    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 36
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Late night Loonatic reporting in

18.03.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It amuses me to no end how befuddled my coworkers in this office are at my @mega64official.bsky.social Bullet Club shirt.

28.02.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU PATENTED THE NEMESIS SYSTEM AND FOR WHAT? TO JUST KILL THE STUDIO THAT GAVE IT TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA

25.02.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2203    πŸ” 496    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 37

love to everyone effected by the ongoing murder of the video game industry

25.02.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1345    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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Anakin would be so pissed. For shame @drsquatchsoapco.bsky.social .

05.02.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the gamepro ratings faces redrawn with garfield, going from spitting in disgust at 1.0  to floating in a euphoric haze at 5.0

the gamepro ratings faces redrawn with garfield, going from spitting in disgust at 1.0 to floating in a euphoric haze at 5.0

thanks to the vghf library i am now in possession of the most high resultion scan of that time jim davis drew the gamepro ratings faces

30.01.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1984    πŸ” 683    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 40
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30.01.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5102    πŸ” 2624    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 294

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