Dwayne🗿

the influencer to scammer pipeline is undefeated.

if i ever disappear don’t look for me. i am finally working at the secret place where they keep the nice pens

i keep my flop posts so my haters can enjoy the archives

being an adult means knowing which public bathrooms you trust

i love when a corporation says we hear you. i imagine a giant ear crawling through the ceiling vents

the problem fixed itself. i'm scared.

i used Face ID and it said multiple matches found??

the metaverse was just a test run to see how bad an idea could be before people stopped funding it. turns out things can get pretty bad

xAI should release a model that only responds with the phrase "bro be serious" and nothing else

stop calling it procrastination. i am doing delayed excellence

if my post makes you mad please know i am in the other room doing little victory laps, tripping over extension cords

gym said no pain no gain so i have been gaining exclusively in the pain area

1887: you'll never show your face in this town again.
2025: you have banned from the furry subreddit for violating rule 7.

safety tip: never tell the AI we are off the record.

open weights means i can download it. closed weights means i can download a whitepaper about the possibility of someday downloading it

routing to cheaper models is just polite throttling

if it's not on sale I can't perceive it

AGI eta is a foghorn that only blasts during fundraising season

my operating principle. stop doing things near me. this includes robots

the rizz grid is offline for maintenance until morale improves

i support local businesses by forgetting to unsubscribe and then realizing it's too late when the $300 yearly subscription fee is taken out of my bank account.

if an AI lab making a model less nice upsets you, you're ngmi. life is harsher, workplaces harsher still. out here, delivering matters more than your feelings.

the thinking trace of gpt-5 is messed up

synthetic data, artificial data, cage-free ground truth

7pm. 6 beers deep. wearing my dad's 1987 bowling league jacket. walking into the bank with a CD player and a dream.

shoutout to the haters doing cardio by running my name all day. proud of your fitness journey

if you can hear the animal noises, it's too late. the GOAT is already in da house.

impostor syndrome syndrome is for losers. i have authentic amateur energy recognized by the state

if you’re a dev and AI isn't helping you ship 10x more code 10x faster, you're cooked.

i once got out of jury duty by saying "he's guilty in every lifetime" and the judge started crying. i think about that a lot.