Casper

Where do men get the audacity? Testosterone. Final answer. Can confirm.

07.03.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT LOCK THE DOOR WHEN USING A SINGLE USE BAHTROOM?! (AND also not answer when the door is knocked) 🥲🫠

18.02.2025 16:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it just my silly little sense of humor, or would "The Pull Out Drawer" be a hilarious name for a sperm bank?

30.01.2025 16:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not really sure which is worse for me: being IN a meltdown with my brain on fire and being completely out of control or AFTER a meltdown where my brain bullies me the rest of the day for "getting like that".

22.01.2025 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well I don't want to only bitch about the state of the world so here's a cat tax (the only appropriate taxation)

21.01.2025 17:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel the need to reiterate the difference between surprise & shock. Surprise is when you don't expect something will happen and it does. Shock is a nervous system reaction. It's when your nervous system is overloaded by threat, real or perceived. None of this is surprising. All of it is shocking.

21.01.2025 14:39 — 👍 188    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 9

Find it reeeeaal funny how my tiktok close captioning wouldn't caption the part where I talked about HRT 🤨. That's suspicious. That's weird.

21.01.2025 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When trapped in traffic due to a half marathon running by, the ONLY choice is to blare Eye of the Tiger as they run by.

19.01.2025 15:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"You always masked when you were growing up. How was I supposed to know how you felt?"
Yeah, I sure did, but WHO pray tell me taught me that it wasn't safe to express my emotions or be myself? 👀

10.01.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a blue cat with its mouth open and a red nose ALT: a blue cat with its mouth open and a red nose

09.01.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude, better question: why do some people scream when they sneeze?

09.01.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I guess I should start using this platform more (at all) since FB and Twitter are social dumpsterfires. So...hello 🫡

08.01.2025 22:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0