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YouTube video by TV Promos Abbott Elementary & It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Crossover Event Promo (HD)

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Totally recency bias but Abbot Elementary doing an Always Sunny crossover out of the blue.

Nobody wants to look at this for a whole meeting. I’m doing them a favor.

Seeing as I often log into work 5 minutes after rolling out of bed, my cam is off by default

I firmly believe that the de-motivational poster memes from the mid 00’s should make a comeback.

At this point all the early games have full remakes. Good time to jump in!

WHAT. I will gift you the entire collection I stg.

The coach gun in Serious Sam is one of my faves. Basically just deletes most enemies at point blank range.

Split used “per my last email” on wholesale director. Wholesale director is confused! Wholesale director CC’d itself in its confusion!

That’s my back and neck in the morning, but add in the sound of a couple of gunshots and a bag of cans getting run over.

This is the exact comment I was going to make lol

Didn’t know you were responsible for the Christmas card! I have it proudly displayed on my bookshelf year-round. Big talent man Max.

Analog Eye of the Beholder!

I never even really had a Twitter account, so there’s probably opportunity to bamboozle a new generation for the first time right here on Bluesky!

Me circa 2001-2008.

What do Bri’ish hash browns look like? The way they’re usually done here in the U.S. is almost like a coarse grated potato pancake.

I feel this. One time I turned my head at slightly the wrong angle while in bed and slipped a disc in my neck.

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Mmmph fuck, those pierogis…

Moving always forces me to take stock of my entire life. Like, “everything I own and cherish fits in this one tiny trailer”, or “this is the accumulated detritus of several human lifetimes oh god what am I even doing”.

My mind is like a steel trap. A steel trap that’s been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years, had a bad concussion in its teens, gets 4 hours of sleep every night, and has been left out in the elements for nearly 40 years.

Wasn’t expecting my phone’s wallpaper to show up here today

All I want is a smoke detector that can tell the difference between burning pizza smoke and omg holy shit this is for real hope your homeowners insurance plan is good smoke.

Windows are tv for cats.

Hiro Isono

I did that once with rotisserie chickens in the dead of night with my friends when we were teenagers. We still talk about it.

🟡 Peter Goodfellow, David A Hardy x 2, Ralph McQuarrie

Adolf Schaller ‘Clouds of the Cosmos’

Zion National Park, UT

I love their matching dad bods