Remy

A manstop (the greenest, misshapenest mango)

Y’all, Kroger didn’t deliver me a mango, they gave me a manstop.

If Etsy cared about small business, they’d showcase shops instead of items. Sellers close to you would be prioritized automatically. There would be curated guides for items from different locations.
There would be integrated tools for events. There would be checks and balances for larger sellers.

American Meteor Society We received 7 reports about a fireball seen over FL on Monday, April 28th 2025 around 02:12 UT.

Anybody else see the fireball over Florida last night? Freaked me out lol 😂

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I hate that all the early naysayers of social media pretty much called it. I hate that all the ways to make it better were ignored. I hate that my young brain was the plaything of greedy children and their billionaire backers. It disgusts me.

Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America. “How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel […]

“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Nayib Bukele
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Another baby orca spotted with Northwest's endangered J Pod It is the fourth calf born to the southern resident orcas since December. Two of the four have died already.

It is the fourth calf born to the southern resident orcas since December. Two of the four have died already.

(via @kuow.org)

She is the tiniest adult boa imperator and I love her

Had a great time with Cindy today at Trout Lake! So many folks stopped by to greet her and learn about exotic snakes. She’s a champ.

My mental health has improved markedly just by switching my navigation app to avoid highways. Trees are nice.

Chronic fatigue. Temporal tiredness.
Stubborn sleepies.
Persistent torpidity.
Incorrigible inertia.
Regular lethargy.

Boiling food is just soaking things in conveniently warm liquid. Which is the same as frying.
Boiling food is just frying it in water.

Doctor Who Season 2 Frame-by-Frame Breakdown (3/18/25) Something a little different!

Hey, do you nerds like Doctor Who?

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Fishing is just thinly-veiled gambling and I’m here for it.

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...

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Stupid mutant hand-feet on my goddam ground-arms. Just let me return to fish already.

Everybody is so touched by this anglerfish coming to see the light and I’m over here like “actually you are deeply misunderstanding the sensorium of deep sea creatures and that girl was blinded way before she got to the surface.”

It never occurred to me that people who like history or historical figures could see themselves as doing similar things.
It leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

Report: Universe To End Next Friday

Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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What happened to public water fountains? If we all really cared about staying hydrated so much there would be more than 0.5 per town.

“This sounds like a problem for my relatives.” Ruby Baum, Novelties Engineer

Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55
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I do not recommend the opposite of the “eternally waking up” nightmare. Wanting to go to sleep and falling asleep repeatedly only to wake up again in a dream is still a nightmare though. Also: why don’t we yawn in our sleep if we’re tired enough to be sleeping?

A silly looking cat with a human-like face with the caption: “eatid a lemons”

The vibe I bring to the function

In case you are actually asking, turning my focus to my immediate community sometimes helps. Also (prescription) drugs lmao
For real though, I think almost all of the disabled community is caught in this vibe 🫂

Surprise! I’m actually extraverted. Just only with autistics. Allistic folks would need a lot of time to themselves too if they had to deal with autists every time they did anything.

The way we see color is so dumb. Imagine if we only had 3 kinds of ear hair cells and we kinda guessed a note by feeling. It would feel like there were only 6 sounds, and one wouldn’t even exist, it would just be a high and low note at the same time. It sickens me

Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny has aged like fine wine. Jack Black is totally AuDHD though. No wonder Hollywood took his passion, tore it into tiny pieces, stomped on it, and ate it.

That *must* be it. 4 digits is just too much. We should have seen this coming since the end of year 999.

The only ethical use of AI is in dismantling the systems that created it.