Ari M

Hey Hayden, Ari here- Thank you so much for the support! Do you mind if I post a screengrab of this to the TFTF Instagram story?

If I was on Great British Bake Off my showstopper every week would be a TARDIS

Great campaign strategy tbh

Surely Keegan-Michael Key did it? #omitb

Speaker head guy from Skibidi Toilet

Ok hear me out

The bees have discovered Brutalism

The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh

Okay but what are you supposed to do if your fetus has a headache

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

I lost my headphones so I had to replace them with ones that are exactly the same but the new ones are slightly different even though they’re the exact same model. Like light that comes on when I plug it in to charge is white instead of blue and they make a different noise when I turn them on. The o

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

Thought the movie was much better

just want to add that this all started when they fired Amber Ruffin from the White House Correspondents dinner

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

it is really important for news outlets to be clear (unlike the nyt here) that Kimmel was suspended not because of some grassroots backlash but because ABC caved to threats from the head of the FCC

designating ANTIFA an enemy of the state is telling on yourself

Tweet from Brian Stelter: l asked FCC chair @BrendanCarrFCC if he had any new comment now that ABC has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show, and he sent me this GIF [gif of Dwight and Michael Scott celebr]

Every time I see JD Vance I think "I'm paying real money for this"

jesus christ

I need an Emmy writer to tell me why they put Nate Bargatze in a denim suit for one minute to introduce Sydney Sweeney and then they entirely bailed one whatever jeans-based joke had been written.

Now they have to pay money to the Emmys

I would pay money to have been in whatever frantic conversations they had about not blaming a 15 year old for costing a charity money

Adolescence three for fucking three

Boys and Girls Club bit absolutely ruining the Emmys

MIT Study Finds Artificial Intelligence Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive Decline - Science, Public Health Policy and the Law By Nicolas Hulscher, MPH

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guys this is a textbook long weekend BBL

100% of my kid’s frame of reference for and interest in tariffs comes from buying Lego pieces. Tariffs aren’t an abstract concept to him anymore, and he’s angry. Trump, indeed, take Lego.

every year as soon as the weather starts to change im compelled to rewatch Repo! The Genetic Opera