andreeds!

a big mug shaped like shrek's head

yall have to see this fucking mug my friend got me

a while ago i discovered a translation life hack: if i don't know what something is called (usually some equipment) i toss it into google lens and add the word [buy] in whatever language i need for it to pull up results in the needed language. coincidentally, my search history looks hilarious

i keep forgetting this app exists. here are some photos from today's walk

A selfie of a guy on horseback. He’s holding the camera/phone over his head so that he’s smiling up at it, and the horse’s rump is visible just behind his shoulder, appearing as though he’s a centaur in Oakley sunglasses.

When you open Grindr in Narnia:

HUAN 13

“But for the taste of apricots” 🌅 #discoelysium

HUAN 12
#Rimworld

HUAN 9
#rimworld

HUAN 10
#RimWorld

just scrolled through my phone to find the train ticket and showed the man this image instead with full confidence that THIS was my train ticket.

day 2 of friends' advent calendar and i got DETECTIVE. ARRIVING. ON THE SCENE. to make my shelf even more Me™ than before

as expected

it's crimbis. merry chrysler

dude thats straight up Evil wtf you gotta get out of here yea def start looking for something bc this is fucked up ????? a 15 min lunch break???????? fucking hell

yeah id say you should bc jesus wept thats horrendous

escape attempt #190 also was p fun

words cannot express how much i love the aspect of gilgamesh how my fav strategy is facetanking and the gilgamesh aspect was made For Me

did two absolutely great banging slamming builds in hades. the only problem is that i expect zag's cast to work like melinoe's and it keeps hurting me (well. zagreus)

insane suggestion by is it down dot com "your dictionary website you use for work is down. oh well. go chat with an ai girlfriend

weird shit that happened outside my office window:
1. a classic doctor who contraption
2. road was set on fire

picked up my bass for the first time in months and discovered that somehow i still remember most of me oh well? insane

i decided to rewatch the tmg concert and as expected made it to have you ever been lonely and just played it on a loop three times

also ive been in a real red vox mood lately and in addition ive been p much blasting have you ever been lonely ever since they played it live so im p sure itll be my song of the year i just need last fm to Not Let Me Down with the statistics

anyways heres a photo of the 6.30am view on the way to be picked up for work

pretty sure i doxxed myself a couple of times on there. have to be real careful now

gonna be real here for the past (at least) five years ive been using tw*tter the way it wasnt meant to be used (private account followed by like 5 people) and now the idea of social media that doesnt have private accounts feels a bit scary somehow. what do you mean someone can jsut read my posts

goob morning

goob morning

apparently i posted on here once and never made another post again. hi?

OOPS SORY