Aaron

Oh my god the Gaudreau kids.

I understand it’s an honor to medal at all but making them stand there minutes after a heartbreaking loss is brutal.

Imagine being Canadian and losing to the US in hockey lolololol.

If all hockey was 3 on 3 I would be way more likely to watch.

USA! USA!

Haha suck it Canada.

Pardon me while I become a hockey expert for the next 3 hours.

I have watched zero hockey in the last decade.

Imagine going into baseball season unhappy.

Just get a divorce.

I wonder if any husband has ever successfully killed his wife, pinned it on a “home invasion” and got away with it.

Like how dumb do you have to be to think you won’t be the #1 suspect.

I’m sure it’s fine.

Any foreign country he wants.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaga

By the end of this contract he’ll have made $300 mil. He could take the league minimum and play wherever he wanted but he won’t so his options are limited.

Nobody to blame but himself when he winds up on the Pirates. I’m tired of him not taking responsibility for what happens.

Dude knows one song and plays it on repeat.

I mean that’s great and all but who’s going to want a 38 year old sub replacement level first baseman? Certainly nobody trying to win.

Aw man

Dude is passed out.

Trump believing that Norway decides the Nobel peace prize will never not be funny.

Surely someone has told him he’s wrong but he can never be wrong so he continues to spout wrongness.

Such a kick in the teeth, especially for Waldrep who seemed to put it all together last year.

Imagine being this joyless.

Braves Twitter is resorting to making up scenarios to get mad at now.

This will probably do well but it feels a few years too late.

Like I don’t understand why any of Cobb county is in this district. Just lump us in the one to the right and it wouldn’t change anything.

It’s super annoying that as someone who lives in the red I have to have a representative who cares more about the people in purple, whom I have very little in common with.

Do the Braves need pitching? Absolutely.

Does Walker Buehler solve that problem?

Not even remotely.

I know Braves fans on Twitter aren’t mad that AA didn’t sign a pitcher with a 5.17 FIP over the last 5 years.

2021 was still worth it but good grief.