Josh Sperry

hey, nah

watched this video 100 times this weekend lmao

this is how you make a completely feral, lifelong fan of the team

(h/t jon machota)

“why are you so crazy about the cowboys?”

“when i was 6 they held me like simba in the middle of practice”

“i get it”

Wow.. okay.. unfollowing now. I just liked his investment advice and some of his videos with his nephews were cute. I had no idea he dives into a giant pile of gold coins everyday :/

Year Six

If you see FIFA and hear Sinatra you’re gonna get some top tier content

please god someone ask Hugh Freeze about the Epstein Files I will give you twenty dollars

LOLOLOL I just saw this, and happy EXTREMELY belated jadyn!

10/10 no notes

Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

Man I’d just get nude and walk off, gloves, shirt, cleats, pants, jock. You gotta watch my whole ass walk away, dangly parts and all. You made me do this. That was you, Jacob.

"Cut my life into pieces,
Wort wort wort wort wort wort"

Spongebob meme with an Atlanta Braves logo plastered on the patron in front of Squidward. Panel 1 says "I'll have a..." Panel 2 says "One run loss" Panel 3 says " With a chance for a comeback in the 9th" Panel 4 says "How original" Panel 5 says "Can I also forget how to hit with RISP" Panel 6 says "Daring today, aren't we"

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

DENNIS

The thing I love most about Acuna is the dude absolutely loves playing baseball. I was watching a clip of an at bat he had in Gwinnett while rehabbing and he looked like he was having the time of his life. It’s easy to root for someone like that. Also helps that he’s amazing at the sport.

objectively

Two photos of Ronald Acuña Jr. walking into Truist Park. He's wearing a black shirt and black pants with multiple diamond necklaces, a pink handbag and pink shoes.

I gotta be honest I didn’t even notice that he had a pink purse until I saw comments about it because like he just pulls it off so effortlessly that it doesn’t even stand out

It's been too long 🤣

bluesky doesn't like superscript apparently lol

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Look at this bust having a terribly disappointing season

(I am being told this is Juan Soto)

baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-playe...

We do not say the name of the Forbidden Sandwich around here

Well it seems that scoring two runs a game gives you little margin for basebally bullshit to happen

NEW: Vatican trading draft rights to new pope to Utah Jazz

The pick is in....

Lol one of the CBS correspondents in St. Peter’s square said they say someone in the crowd waving a Terrible Towel @sickoscommittee.org

I haven't thought about mine in years and as soon as I read this the six digits raced through my head