@mcbeardie.bsky.social
A standard reply guy. ChatGPT once called me “a medieval printer with a superiority complex” https://ko-fi.com/mcbeardie
NH is so close to me, and I’ve always thought of it as such a libertarian utopia. This is fucked.
12.10.2025 08:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was “bitch” in my phone just so I could ask Siri my name and she’d say “you’re asking me, bitch??”
12.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now THAT’s
The last train home 😎
*CSI theme*YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Netflix’s Ed Gein was GARBAGE,
but they made up for it with the new BTK doc, praise be 🙏
Behold: A very me thing to say.
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The first person to think up hostile architecture must have had literal horns and a tail. It’s such an evil, American thing.
11.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something AI and movies have in common:
More fun when they were bad
*hits blunt* But why hasn’t anyone done a ballet dance to an extremely heavy song? I just checked YouTube. They’ve made it to Ozzy, but never to Lorna Shore or Lamb of God? Never in the history of the art form? Don’t make me learn ballet just to be the first because, uh, I FUCKING WILL.
11.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It kills me that I know this didn’t involve DOGE. I forgot DOGE was even a thing until my MAGA turd rat brother in law got a job there. It shouldn’t exist. It was dreamt up on a ketamine bender and farted out as a joke.
Vulnerability: I have never ever known how to spell “separate”
I don’t know if the adjective is different from the verb or if they’re the same. I got my degree in knowing this, and I never once learned it.
This is some Wile E Coyote shit and I’m here for it
11.10.2025 11:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Best I can do is cankles
11.10.2025 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I first found out about this, my reaction was “predatory behavior is a prerequisite for the right. Trump was a democrat before realizing he needed to become a republican in order to be a better PDF file”
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11.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Hear me out: if he’s so good at brokering peace in the Middle East, let’s just let him live there in a golden whateverthefuck
10.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We got a ceasefire before GTA6
10.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Peace in the Middle East? Some men will do anything possible or impossible to avoid releasing the Epstein files
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Meme about crazy town and their song butterfly and it says come, my buddy come come, my buddy you’re my buddy guy, sugar, buddy
@geraldinepiche.bsky.social
09.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 54 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 1I did not fight in the Rock and Roller Cola War just to see it all fall apart
09.10.2025 13:27 — 👍 59 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 0
Truck with “INEDIBLE” on it
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
Where’s this guy? 🤔
08.10.2025 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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75 is also the percentage on average that our health insurance premiums are about to increase by. Look it up. 75%. On. AVERAGE.
Joe Rogan opening his Austin, TX comedy club is the reason for all homelessness in the area.
It’s not true, but these numbers are real. Furthermore: fuck that guy
I can’t locate my old Mastodon
Can’t make a new one with the same e-mail
I’m too old to pretend it matters
Or to pretend that I know what a server even is
Definitely don’t check it without earplugs
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