David Olson

Love my psychiatrist who gives me things to be anxious about instead of my Trazodone prescription

New Project Runway better give up this wait until next episode to find out who’s eliminated thing next week… no one thinks ending an episode with no resolution is ok do they?

Another Nintendo direct, another reason not to buy the Switch 2

I like Poker Face but all the deaths make me sad :(

ABF must have huge lanky Jew twink dick for Helen to not tell him maybe this show is not for him

Zohran video: Here’s how we’ll make the buses faster!

Cuomo video: please like me

“My voice without the lies this is what it sounds like” -me lying

Just went off on my Zionistuncle on Facebook about Zohran I feel alive!!!

I’m sorry I literally don’t believe that anyone likes Boop that much

If Zohran wins that means we can have a progressive coalition without Zionists… how great would that be

Why are gay guys acting like Addison Rae is an up and coming niche gay indie darling like CRJ or Charli when she is a TikTok created product who failed at acting and needed a revenue stream?

Have you considered that Boop is not performing at the Tony’s because it sucks and is bad?

Between Lydia shining in the rapping roast and Lexi underperforming after coming out strong in the talent show it’s actually insane how few performance challenges there were on season 17

Patti: Audra is not a friend

Audra: I haven’t seen her in 11 years

Sounds consistent to me!

2 episodes into Overcompensating and I’m compelled by how tone-less it is… it doesn’t feel very silly or awkward or sad or anything… true wallpaper tv

Final Destination was fun but why was every kill the worst CGI I’ve ever seen

If I went on Survivor I would kill myself to forever alter the course of Jeff Probst’s life

Where is the drag king named Ethan Cunt

Nara Smith videos aren’t hitting anymore… I heard her say “I had Lucky squeeze my lemons” and I just got so sad

Leaving the party early because my back hurts too much… I should end it all right

Jeff Probst should play a murder victim on Elsbeth

Swap out Audra for Helen I’m so serious

Sinners didn’t really work for me ☹️

These two things happening on the same night… lol

Elsbeth making a joke about Elle Woods scoring lower on the LSATs in the musical than in the movie… perfect show!!!

If I was unemployed I’d be doing Sinners/Wedding Banquet double features…

Every time I see the title “Real Women Have Curves” I replace it with the “real women vote for trump” song in my head :(

Is Sinners gross and bloody and gory and vomitty? My bf says I can’t take him to any more gross movies

If there had been one girl groups or rumix challenge Lexi would have gotten enough momentum to win but the challenges just didn’t play to her strengths!

It’s actually insane that Lexi’s number didn’t earn her a top 2 spot! No one else could do that!