🌈🍀Jess🍀🌈

chonky boy held

the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life

If a church doesn’t have a food pantry or a soup kitchen or a closet full of clothes and blankets open to the public or isn’t showing up at natural disasters to help, why does that church have a tax-exempt status?

Be aware

“bluesky is an echo chamber” the echo is sanity.

had to change my pfp on my SCRABBLE app because men wouldn’t stop messaging me inappropriate things. nowhere is safe

Thou shalt not call everyone online a pedophile when your president and most of his cabinet are pedophiles.

Pull thy head out of thy ass.

the notebook except it’s trump and his entire cabinet dying together

i 💙 the block button

i know that there’s a fundraiser for a recount but nothing official has been called. at most maybe a couple states are choosing to recount?

they wanna own the libs by coming on here and saying dumb shit like “TrUMps Ur PrESiDenT gEt ovER iT”
fuckin clowns.

every year i think i can escape the seasonal depression and every year it hits me like a truck

it absolutely rules to keep seeing the worst people on the internet come on to this site to post “well well well i’m really going to TRIGGER some people here huh,” and them me just hitting one button and never thinking about them again lmao

Black and white antique cartoon (1700s?) showing a man using some kind of grinder. The text is “My mill grinds pepper and spice, your mill grinds rats, and mice.”

Practicing my kinder, gentler burns for Bluesky.

Can’t express enough just how delightful it is to make a post and not have hundreds of hateful replies. Thanks, Bluesky. @bsky.app

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

He looks like if Tommy Lee Jones ate Sponge Bob.

Greetings on this nightmare of a week.

i had to leave threads because it has been infiltrated by a lot of magats

I get knee deep into these overlong pieces about how voters are making complicated voting decisions about "the economy" or "inflation" and they NEVER mention stuff like the fact that 54% of the U.S. operates at a 6th grade reading level, or their news and information diet is raw sewage

FUCK musk and FUCK zuckerberg