Sammy Thunder (evil)

Hell yeah 🔥
I owe you other sammy….

I hate to break it to you inspector but it’s actually considered very rude to assume things about people

I’m possessing nothing of the sort officer

It appears i’ve been magically transported to the station by your. Colleague.

HEy- ? Where’d she go?

I am simply an avid and passionate gardener inspector, honest. I do not understand the commotion

I love women !!!!

The (evil) doesn’t come from nothing…. I can find someone else to terrorise if you’d like i guess.. that was surprisingly sweet

Do you think ‘unko’ would dig Sammy if Sammy (evil) swung a bat his way. For no particular reason. Merely curiosity

Are you saying ‘unko’ is homophobic? I fear i might not ‘vibe with’ *him* if thats the case…..

Something like that… why dont you join Randall with the strawberries!!

The children yearn for. Leaves. It seems…. Someone put them on a leash i dont want any trouble here

Ahem… pretty indeed. You *are* older than seven i hope? Older than 17 even…?

(Ooc// okay wait im child labouring rn so replies will be slow (making cheese pocket things for me mam))

Well! Randall did you know i grow strawberries too? I can even get you some cuttings to grow yourself if you stay away from these… leaves..

Uhm… how old are you again?

There are.. other ways of consumption which are more respectable. To put it nicely.

I like gardening 😊
Garden pics:

Hang on a second. Besides the profit that mostly benefits you 🤨 why would i want to listen to a certain uncle yell all day

Spot the difference
(Super hard)

Nothing much….. 😊

How dare you insinuate something like that?!

That kid from rugrats
(Ooc//Oh my god he looks worse than i remember 😭)

Sammy thunder, your respectable, heterosexual nephew of course

Wouldn’t you like to know Chuckie Finster….

Hello .

Dearest uncle! Fancy seeing you here!

Hello, ‘Randall Ascot’, lovely to meet you . I am Samuel Thunder (evil)

Good evening, my name is Samuel Thunder. I am a respectable heterosexual male.