Dan

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Carlton on my birthday this Friday.

I’ll be 29 years old.

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If Carlton can beat Adelaide and Collingwood beat Geelong today.

We are back in the top eight.
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#AFL Round 7 Tips

Dees by 12
Pies by 20
Crows by 15
Lions by 8
Power by 36
Giants by 13
Suns by 17
Blues by 9
Hawks by 44

Total: 32

Why would TDK want to be the centre of a midfield led by Steele and smashed by the Dogs by 70 points?

Besides the money of course.
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Since Ross Lyon said this:

St Kilda: 1-2
Carlton: 2-1

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Good morning #Baggers 😁

Let me get this straight:

We lost to an undefeated Hawks after being in it until the last qtr.

We lost to a flag contending Pies by a few goals in awful conditions.

We lost to a Dogs who are smacking the reigning premiers right now.

And now we crush the Eagles.

Are we really that bad? #Baggers

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and then you have Jordan Lewis on Fox Footy saying Petracca should hide his emotions on the field 🤦‍♂️

This will be the first time that Harry and Charlie play together in 2025.

It will be a huge boost #Baggers

Carlton in 1995: Premiers
Carlton in 2005: Wooden Spoon
Carlton in 2015: Wooden Spoon
Carlton in 2025: 16th and 0-4

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Melbourne making Charlie Spargo the sub in his 100th game says it all.

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I know but I’d have him back the moment he’s available.

Would these changes be too harsh?

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The Carlton Football Club play tonight.

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MAGA is slowly but surely falling apart and Trump will fall with it.

#AFL Round 4 Tips 🏉

Blues by 6
Cats by 44
Suns by 4
Lions by 59
Swans by 8
Giants by 37
Power by 12
Freo by 15

Total: 18

Ratten = 5 seasons
Malthouse = 3 seasons
Bolton = 3.5 seasons
Teague = 3 seasons
Voss = 4 seasons*

We give up far quicker than others.
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Never said it would be a bad move.

Is sacking yet another coach after a few years really the answer?

Voss has made frustrating choices but I’m not sure about dumping him.

He’s still our first coach to get us to a prelim in more than two decades.
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Exactly. We need to figure out how to play better for longer and we’re suddenly a very good team again.

Is it weird that I’m still not extremely worried about Carlton?

Hawks are the best team in it and we really pushed them to the end.

Bulldogs are missing key players but coming off two losses to fight a bit harder was the right step to make.

Hopefully good results coming soon.

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Walsh needs this lesson especially.

What steps would you take to turn Carlton’s bad run around?

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If people can’t take the health of McKay, Elijah or Jamarra seriously then fuck men’s mental health round.

Clearly not enough people care.

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If you want to protect this country and the freedom we have then put LNP last when you vote please.

We’ll win tonight.

I’m manifesting it.

The Carlton Football Club play tonight.

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