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Jordan Hirsch Speaker, coach, playful facilitator, musician. Other duties as assigned. Likes: horror movies, biking, making music, candy, social justice SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley https://jordanhirsch.net He/him Profile pic by my awesome daughter

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FRENCH GUY: do you speak french

ME: no

FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie

ME: la vie

19.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 173    🔁 21    💬 2    📌 0

Our Idiot Cousin, some dumbfuck Paul Rudd movie. I would have walked out but we were with friends on a double date and it felt rude.

18.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

18.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 1464    🔁 307    💬 44    📌 14

The more of these fascist atrocities I see, the more I become an immigration maximalist. Let everyone in, give everyone work permits/green cards. Make it possible to get citizenship within a few months. Make it as easy as getting a driver's license.

17.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 1762    🔁 411    💬 23    📌 64

"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls

18.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 7580    🔁 1652    💬 146    📌 91
The cover of King Bullet

The cover of King Bullet

All February, the ebook of KING BULLET—the novel that was supposed to be the end of the Sandman Slim series—is on sale for $1.99 in all your favorite formats. (the absolutely last, no shit, I'm not kidding this time, final Sandman Slim book, IN THE DEVIL WIND, will be out later this year)

17.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 43    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

Pronouncing "milestone" like "minestrone"

07.03.2024 14:17 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Look, I can’t just obey laws every time I walk into a bank, be reasonable.

17.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 380    🔁 78    💬 13    📌 0

Fuck ICE, fuck DHS, fuck Noem

17.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bari Weiss didn’t want you to see this

17.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 594    🔁 201    💬 10    📌 4
2 trays of golden brown pretzels on baking sheets

2 trays of golden brown pretzels on baking sheets

I made pretzels

17.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is why you keep whatever parts of the Federal government shut down that you can. They are actively working hard to make life worse for Americans. That's the entire goal. You Nazi enablers with a D next to your name already gave them my tax money to build camps in November. Not another dime.

16.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 581    🔁 159    💬 4    📌 2

Also, every establishment Dem who said illegal immigration was a problem during the Biden admin has some culpability for where we are now.

16.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 1270    🔁 208    💬 28    📌 9

Got drunk and ate all the pizza. Maybe lying down will fix this

16.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Speak out! Let them know that this cannot continue!
#HVStrong #Indivisible #IceOut

15.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Mother: at least…if Timothy graduates he should get into a fine college, you must have many youngsters that go on to receive degrees

Charles Xavier: *slowly looks out the window to a row of gravestones* oh…yes of course

15.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 449    🔁 14    💬 10    📌 2

Donald Trump 🤝 Sam Altman
“We don’t know if the models are conscious”

15.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 259    🔁 47    💬 12    📌 0

I've been asked about how to deal with the fear of speaking out. So, I wrote about it!

Fear and Fascism.

SUFS Blog: www.standupforscience.net/blog/fear-an...

Substack: open.substack.com/pub/sciencef...

@standupforscience.bsky.social #StandUpforScience

15.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 91    🔁 27    💬 4    📌 6
A dark grey sky framed by trees. In the center, framed by power lines, is a white vapor trail from a plane or launch of some sort in the shape of a large circle with a long horizontal line through the center

A dark grey sky framed by trees. In the center, framed by power lines, is a white vapor trail from a plane or launch of some sort in the shape of a large circle with a long horizontal line through the center

A dark grey sky framed by trees. In the center, framed by power lines, is a white vapor trail from a plane or launch of some sort in the shape of a large circle with a long horizontal line through the center

A dark grey sky framed by trees. In the center, framed by power lines, is a white vapor trail from a plane or launch of some sort in the shape of a large circle with a long horizontal line through the center

Wild chemtrails in LA tonight

15.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

We think it was from a SpaceX launch, it smelled terrible

15.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A dark grey sky framed by trees. In the center, framed by power lines, is a white vapor trail from a plane or launch of some sort in the shape of a large circle with a long horizontal line through the center

A dark grey sky framed by trees. In the center, framed by power lines, is a white vapor trail from a plane or launch of some sort in the shape of a large circle with a long horizontal line through the center

A dark grey sky framed by trees. In the center, framed by power lines, is a white vapor trail from a plane or launch of some sort in the shape of a large circle with a long horizontal line through the center

A dark grey sky framed by trees. In the center, framed by power lines, is a white vapor trail from a plane or launch of some sort in the shape of a large circle with a long horizontal line through the center

Wild chemtrails in LA tonight

15.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Some dipshit holding a cup of coffee at a table outdoors with a sign reading:

JASON X IS THE BEST ONE IN THE SERIES. CHANGE MY MIND

Some dipshit holding a cup of coffee at a table outdoors with a sign reading: JASON X IS THE BEST ONE IN THE SERIES. CHANGE MY MIND

15.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Donnie Darko (2001)

14.02.2026 11:52 — 👍 134    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0
Preview
Mahal, by Glass Beams 5 track album

Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: glassbeams.bandcamp.com

14.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Town Board Meeting for Wednesday February 18, 2026

The Poughkeepsie Town Board is voting this Wednesday, Feb 18th, on a resolution to oppose the Chester ICE Detention Warehouse, which is official despite vehement, bipartisan opposition.
Please show up for public comment. And ask your local board to adopt a resolution against as well.
bit.ly/4rm8kL0

14.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Alt text ftw

14.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Good friends host you in their home. Great friends provide you with coffee and don't judge you for coming into the kitchen, pouring a cup, and leaving without engaging in any conversation because it's not even 10:00 am local time for god's sake

14.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Members of the Swarovski family were early, active and enthusiastic champions of Nazism, and at least six of its members maintained membership in the illegal party prior to Austria's annexation to Nazi Germany on 12 March 1938.!23] Three weeks earlier, 500 marchers in the Tyrolean town of Wattens held a torchlight procession that ended with chants of "Sieg Heil" and "Heil Hitler". The majority of the participants, police determined, were Swarovski plant employees, among them Swarovski family heirs Alfred, Wilhelm and Friedrich. 124]

Members of the Swarovski family were early, active and enthusiastic champions of Nazism, and at least six of its members maintained membership in the illegal party prior to Austria's annexation to Nazi Germany on 12 March 1938.!23] Three weeks earlier, 500 marchers in the Tyrolean town of Wattens held a torchlight procession that ended with chants of "Sieg Heil" and "Heil Hitler". The majority of the participants, police determined, were Swarovski plant employees, among them Swarovski family heirs Alfred, Wilhelm and Friedrich. 124]

In its report to the state police on 14 February 1947, the Innsbruck district administrator called company head Alfred Swarovski "an enthusiastic member of the NSDAP." [25] Alfred Swarovski praised Hitler at business gatherings and took actions as a regional business leader to ensure that "Tyrolean industry could be integrated as smoothly as possible into the enormous gears of the economy of Greater Germany and into the National Socialist economic order." He sent
"grateful loyalty greetings" to Adolf Hitler on his 49th birthday and arranged a donation of 100,000 shillings for Hitler to establish a holiday home in Tyrol.!26]

In its report to the state police on 14 February 1947, the Innsbruck district administrator called company head Alfred Swarovski "an enthusiastic member of the NSDAP." [25] Alfred Swarovski praised Hitler at business gatherings and took actions as a regional business leader to ensure that "Tyrolean industry could be integrated as smoothly as possible into the enormous gears of the economy of Greater Germany and into the National Socialist economic order." He sent "grateful loyalty greetings" to Adolf Hitler on his 49th birthday and arranged a donation of 100,000 shillings for Hitler to establish a holiday home in Tyrol.!26]

In 1994, historian Horst Schreiber wrote about Swarovski's past but was not granted access to company archives. (27]
The contemporary Swarovski company commissioned historian Dieter Stiefel as "a step towards dealing with our history in a serious and very pro-active manner," board spokesman Markus Langes-Swarovski said in
2018; however, the study was not published because, Langes-Swarovski said, "Swarovski is a company that generally tries to keep the owners' personal stories largely out of the public eye because it does nothing for the business." (28]

In 1994, historian Horst Schreiber wrote about Swarovski's past but was not granted access to company archives. (27] The contemporary Swarovski company commissioned historian Dieter Stiefel as "a step towards dealing with our history in a serious and very pro-active manner," board spokesman Markus Langes-Swarovski said in 2018; however, the study was not published because, Langes-Swarovski said, "Swarovski is a company that generally tries to keep the owners' personal stories largely out of the public eye because it does nothing for the business." (28]

Everyone’s talking about Swarovski right now so let’s take a second and dive into the fact that they were NAZI Nazis. Like full-on Seig Heil, prosecuted after the war level Nazis and the modern company has done everything they can to hide all their archives and prevent anyone accessing them.

14.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 1840    🔁 709    💬 26    📌 68
Happy Valentine's Day
YouTube video by Outkast - Topic Happy Valentine's Day

youtu.be/b5HyMZdrNLY?...

14.02.2026 12:26 — 👍 6    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like they got some stuff from Jason Goes to Hell on here

14.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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