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Riverside Dr. Cumbys closed evenings due to staff shortages, meanwhile Kesha Ram Hinsdale's AirBnB boarding house goes for $1787.50+tax/mo per bedroom just up the street

19.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably the juiciest gossip out there is that Steve Jobs and Joan Baez dated in 1982. This is not new gossip, but it's good gossip

15.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Christmas in July in September to All Who Celebrate

05.10.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

swashbuckling opinion: sometimes a conspiracy happens on a square-sailed ship and it's just referred to as "piracy"

30.09.2025 08:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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War-Ravaged Portland Links in Bio Epstein Files Free iPod Get Paid to Shop Epstein Files

27.09.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Joe's Pond Still Thawn

27.09.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@seeshespeak.bsky.social this you? ✊

27.09.2025 17:31 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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20.09.2025 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WVNY & WFFF

19.09.2025 07:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you're a healthfood-based writer intent on driving boomers away from their much-needed vaccines using ridiculous conspiracy theories (based not in malice, but in ignorance), at least change publishers to @chelseagreenbooks.bsky.social

17.09.2025 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Matt Walsh, you know, the guy the Shelburne/Richmond VT cop was watching when he killed the cyclist.

17.09.2025 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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17.09.2025 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Searchlight Institute blends stirring harmonies with waist-level photos, dropping the tired tropes of social justice and climate change for tweaks to the tax code and finding common ground with fascism. Mumfords's sons call them"the adults in the room." Spotify thinks you'll like them

17.09.2025 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well maybe this will open up some acting opportunities for Bobby Bluedodge

17.09.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It would take some real concrete balls to do something like that

16.09.2025 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Correction: a Matt Walsh video

16.09.2025 02:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My neighbor's flag isn't at half mast to honor dead Nazis

15.09.2025 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for this NPR. Ooh and where can I find the open mic schedule for the Death Star?

15.09.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, seriously, @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social who decided this was the right move? Wtf is wrong with you? Do the Rockefeller/Vanderbilt/Webb descendents have some sort of RFK Jr. complex happening on the steering committee? This is Nazi shit

15.09.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

_ @shelburnemuseum.bsky.social are you really flying your flag at half mast for that hate-filled dip? You know you can decline, right?

14.09.2025 22:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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No jail time for Vermont police officer in deadly crash A Vermont police officer who admitted to hitting and killing a bicyclist will not spend any time in jail.

Imagine your bargaining line being "yeah but you can't definitively prove I was watching a Jordan Peterson video about wokeness when I was speeding and killed the cyclist"

And then getting off with probation and a bunch of paid leave.

www.wcax.com/2025/09/04/n...

04.09.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fairfax - Dying Fella Joins That Great Big Audience In The Sky

09.08.2025 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paul F. Thumbkins

19.07.2025 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She would like to see the Manchester

19.07.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The dumbest word out there is "heartened"

19.07.2025 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Joe's Pond Still Unfrozen

04.07.2025 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Queen City Teases Fun Evening with Qualifier-laden Superlative

30.06.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nickelback Tribute Band called SaltLife Crisis

30.06.2025 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good for Senator Van Hollen.

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