Tanya Everywhere

All the New York Has Fallen posts today are gonna be so funny

Men who swear they aren’t lying but also have their own special unique definition of lying in order to be compliant with their claims

At the mechanic and the tv is playing good day Nay on fox 5. I don’t know how they managed to find so many THICK strong island/eastern continental accents in 2025 but if I close my eyes and someone lights a cig I can imagine I’m a child at Christmas again.

I think a part of me has wanted to die almost every day of my life since I was five and realized no one would protect me from the abuse in my home. I’ve never listened to that part but i acknowledge it exists.

Also a common denominator I’ve noticed on these bans is they happen way more to people with Palestinian country codes than they do to people in Gaza with Israeli eSIMs

Between a life coach or ChatGPT which can do more harm? Neither are regulated, have licensing boards and ethics codes, or are qualified to do healthcare.

Life coaches will never not be awful to me. Unlicensed healthcare in any form is fraud. Why do we tolerate it in mental healthcare?

If they did see it they’d probably create a pitch for a land sharing app so you could host pet cemeteries in your back yard for passive income.

In ulster county NY there’s often roadside signs (like the political ones you see) advertising that foster parents are needed.

This area also has massive issues with pedophilia and sexual abuse of minors in police forces, local government, the school systems, etc.

‘Murica

Asks to be ratioed gets ratioed and cries for getting what she asked for. Damn lady you’re impossible to please huh?

There’s better ways to get attention if you have a humiliation kink.

You ever visit the zoo and make eye contact with any of the more intelligent animals and see the anguish they experience in life being forced into cages for the benefit of gawking humans and find it relatable?

Yeah me either…

Do we still fund a genocide during a shut down?

now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane

Controlled opposition to fascism is a thing a sane person should hate.

I grew half a pound of weed (dry trimmed weight) on my very first try.

When I lived in NJ this would not be legal despite recreational sales being legal. They need to legalize marijuana in NJ especially with the prices those corpo growers charge.

Well the camping groups I’m in on FB seem to be converting into car camping for survival groups and man it’s bleak out there.

Gonna go out on a limb and say when you create a libertarian drug orgy for the worst people in Silicon Valley who have been told they are saviors and geniuses by the press for years who also commit social murder daily that actual murder isn’t gonna be too far off.

Today I’m celebrating Labor Day by working 🫠

Living in America is like living a version of the trolley problem meme where corporations are the ones being saved and people keep having babies while tied to the train tracks.

Sucking that Trump d*ck for dollars I see. No one wants a “feel good” story about destroying and defunding public schools. Try again.

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Governor Newsom Expertly Trolls Trump by Inserting Himself in Epstein Photos and Flight Logs.

Being a lawyer for corporate landlords

Acupuncturist put a needle in my “grief point” in my ear. Felt like my brain was on fire and then I sobbed for 20 minutes alone on the table until he came back and gave me a hug (he’s a friend too.) For my age I really should not have this many dead friends.

Reaching the part of this hellscape where too many people i know have killed themselves and wondering how many more will as things inevitably get worse.

Does anyone else remember privacy? Does anyone else remember when “your data” wasn’t a term that sent chills down your spine?

Anyway I’m old, get off my lawn.

Mount Sinai *may* have shared my health information with Facebook (as per the settlement email I got from a class action lawsuit.)

Northwell health *did* have an employee spying on patients in bathrooms through hidden camera (as per the settlement email I got from a class action lawsuit)

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Actually they all think you’re dumb as dog shit but they need you to chip in 5 dollars today!

Will it be three pharmaceutical companies standing on each others shoulders hidden in a trench coat…sorry I mean Cory Booker. (He likes yelling for attention and camera time about how awful the bill he’s about to vote yes on is, because he thinks you’re dumb as dog shit.)

Will it be everyone’s favorite hostess of the “Country Over, Party” Kamala Harris …maybe she can just pick Liz Cheney as her VP to do a reach around to republicans (sorry I mean outreach to republicans.)