Scvm

"Success is the best revenge"

Well, you see...

As head of the NYC Department of Black Metal Gatekeeping & Quality Control, I'd like to speak with Mr. Mamdani about our RABM prob...

Ah fuck.

All I want for my birthday this year is a deadly plague that specifically targets everyone in my past.

You didn't get raptured because you're fucking whores. Hope that helps.

I'd feel a lot better about myself now if I gave certain people a fucking beating when I had the chance.

The only language some people truly understand is violence. This is fact.

1. Stop calling Cradle of Filth Black Metal

2. Stop giving Poppy and those two old mids attention

3. Put the word "Metalhead" to rest.

Twitter and Bluesky shut the fuck up challenge.

Starting my THIRD project.

Crazy.

Auld Ridge is just Whitebraid.

We're thankfully nearing the end of Summer. Finally.

Fuck this overrated season.

I never enjoyed it and never will.

If you block someone's driveway, they should have the right to smash your windows and slash all your tires.

Leave grown ass adults using the word "mean" in 2025.

First thing for Black Metal Friday.

R.I.P. Jürgen Bartsch.

Bethlehem forever!

"Capitalism is bad" - Most financially stable person you've ever met

Thoughts and prayers.

That's all you fucking people are good for.

Y'all are the part of the problem.

It's International Dog Day.

He's better than you, just like his dad.

I don't do the whole "you're dead to me" thing, I need them actually dead.

He's right. Fuck the Church of Satan.

Bunch of wannabee dorks who created an edgy version of Atheism because they were too pussy to go all in on real devil worship or any form of real Occultism.

Also, have you seen Mayhem's fanbase nowadays? Clearly dumb slaves are useful.

Get that Stangarigel trash out of my face.

Trying to fix a section of a track, getting all frustrated, then my brother comes along and has me try smelling salts.

Boy oh boy. lol

Show No Mercy era Slayer was more Black Metal than Venom ever was.

This is my safe space to say that Melonie Mac can get it.

People know exactly what they're doing. Especially as fully grown adults.

So I don't give a fuck what you have to say when you fuck around with me.

Listening to Storm of the Light's Bane.

People actually think The Somberlain is the better album.

Give me a fucking break. lol

R.I.P. Euronymous.

Gone 32 years and probably turning in his grave at what his artform has become.

She was fearless, and crazier than him.

She was his queen... and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

Financially stable people who constantly eat out, go to shows, travel and live in nice homes complaining about capitalism is one of my favorite things about modern culture.

You people make me fucking sick.

Your body is a parasite colony waiting to be discovered.

You're not special.

Blackbraid can kick rocks.

Any good/interesting new releases today? No? Alright.

Ate peanut butter before recording vocals because I'm stupid like that.