TheClemsonKid

Uhh the MAGA base has most definitely not turned on him. They’re currently involved in the worlds biggest game of “well what about-ism” that we’ve ever seen.

And seriously, what about Bill Clinton? If he’s on those lists and guilty? He should be sent to rot in jail for eternity. See how easy?

The way my jaw stood firmly in place…

I’d take medical advice from Dr. Pepper over brainworm and Oz.

Weird. Here in northeast Ohio (where gas is generally some of the cheapest in the country) we’re currently at $3.29 a gallon. 🧐

I’m stealing “dickwaffle” for every day usage. Thank you for your service.

Public University can pay two men over $75 million to NOT work. But can’t feed people who are hungry.

Got it.

The second we won the first 15 last year and then that 12 gamer in Jan/Feb I was like “welp, that basically means we’re getting bounced come the playoffs”

And sure enough 😂

Concern level: 0%

I’m actually good if we just play slightly above average ball in the regular season. Get in as a Top 4 seed, and then catch fire in the playoffs for once, instead of January or February.

Apparently you’re not familiar with the Friday night news dump.

NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!!!

(Unless you’re a billionaire or a politician with a capital (R) next to your name).

In case anyone was wondering what Opening Day at a new restaurant is like… I had half an Egg McMuffin at 5:50AM and just now had about three tablespoons of pumpkin ice cream, at 10:38PM. And between that time, I didn’t stop and sit a single, moment. This was much easier at 24 versus 44. 😂

You can’t have a net worth like a congressperson unless you’ve got a whole lot of greed at your core. That’s for sure.

To all those saying “stop paying the people in Congress and see how quick this ends”… you clearly aren’t familiar with the net worth of most congresspeople.

Something 1,000,000% stinks about this. Far too few details, way too many cooks in the kitchen. Lots of unanswered questions.

Milk inna sauna. 🤮

This is fun, so here’s mine! #MLB postseason rooting order:

PASSIONATE:
Guardians

BANDWAGON:
Blue Jays
Brewers

I LIKE THEM:
Mariners
Phillies

SURE I GUESS
Padres

NOT ROOTING BUT OK WINNING WS
Reds (only cause of Tito)
Tigers

NO:
Cubs

OH HELL NO:
Yankees
Red Sox
Dodgers

Trump shows up, and immediately Team America loses Day 1 morning session 3-1. #ETTD

A canine corpse is *still* significantly more intelligent than Donald J. Trump.

I’ll give you one guess as to who the overwhelming majority of the “Rapture Rascals” voted for.

Maybe he can designate Gryffindor a terrorist organization, too! Ya know, since we’re just assigning labels to things that don’t actually exist in the real world.

Excuse me sir, but that’s libel. I hope a walnut sues you for making such a ridiculous claim. We all know a walnut is significantly smarter than Donald J. Trump.

I find it funny that these lunatics always assume the rapture will happen on east coast time. Like, you morons do realize by the time it’s noon in New York it’s already nightfall in the holy land, right? Americans can’t even rapture without being selfish and ethnocentric.

Byeeeee

There’s no way this is real.

I wonder what the record is for longest losing *and* winning streak in the same season is. The Guardos lost 10 in a row last month, and now have won seven in a row.

And since the shooter’s name and picture aren’t already plastered on FOXNews… we know what that means. Shhhh!

She was right. He was white.

Cunult (KUH-nult) noun - a person who is both in a cult, as well as possessing the qualities of a cunt.

Ex: “Did you head Karoline Leavitt’s latest lies from the podium? What a cunult.

Got 217 signatures. Only need one more to release the files!

He was dead before his back hit the chair. I guess at least it was quick and relatively painless.