TheClemsonKid

As a Guards die hard, I’ve almost become numb to it. Every time I pitch is within 3” of the outside/inside corners, I just assume it’s going against him.

Look lady. All I know is I’ve been above the Arctic Circle (Roveneimi, Finland) and below the Antarctic circle (Antarctica).

As far as E and W… I think this whole thing was created just to make people’s heads explode trying to figure out where the hell the lines are!

Mission accomplished 🤯

“Thriving” = brown people being deported, “woke” being removed from the country, and gas being cheap.

Looks like he ate Lex Luther.

Someone explain this like an NBA trade.

I was trying to find the same thing!

This aged like cottage cheese left outside in the sun on a 98° sunny afternoon

I’m assuming that half your followers are cold blooded lizard people. Because there are *way too many* people acting like 76° is an acceptable temperature setting when it’s 90°+ out there. Absolutely not.

Or even better, when you see some stupid expensive product and they don’t list the price, but have some form of “call now and receive a special one time $500 off coupon”. If you’re giving me $500 off, how the hell much does it cost?!?

Billionaires don’t have to talk. They live in an entirely different world than you and me. If you wanna really stick it someone, stick it to THE Ohio State University. They have the Les Wexner Medical Center *and* Jim Jordan allowed sexual assault to happen for YEARS and Ohio State covered it up.

When it finally happens, there will be literal dancing in the streets. It’ll be similar to when Obama was elected the first time. And the best part will be all of his cult acting so offended that his death is being celebrated. I for one, cannot wait.

Find someone who loves you; as much as my Dad loves telling me, in get detail, how his colonoscopy prep is going. 🤮

“If you shoot, you better shoot to kill”

-Randy Johnson (probably)

Can’t believe no one has mentioned Oil Can Boyd yet!

It’ll all be redacted and we the people will learn absolutely nothing new. This is just Trump kicking the can down the road to quell MAGA in the short term.

Distract…distract…lie…distract…distract…lie. It’s the only thing this administration knows how to do.

“Why Can’t We be Friends?” By WAR

This has never, ever been enforced. So honestly, who cares?

Imagine making your entire personality that of a fucking pedophile. And then, doing the mental gymnastics to somehow tell yourself it’s not true. Or worse, not giving a shit, because he’s still kicking brown folks out of your country.

Imagine making your entire personality, supporting someone who raped and sexually assaulted 14 year old girls. *Of course* they’re gonna try and make the evidence disappear. Where’s the
“ anonymous” hackers when you need them? Go find, and then distribute, the evidence.

Trump might be the most easily manipulated person in the history of the Presidency. Kiss the ring, pour admiration over him, and he’ll do anything you want. Including financing a genocide.

I really, really hope Elon was smart enough to make copies or pics or whatever of what he was privy to get his eyes on. If Elon is as petty as I think he is, he should have.

This is why we are where we are. Way too many fucking pearl clutchers on the left. Sometimes, you have to be mean in life to get things done. When you’re nice to everyone and everything, you end up with MAGA controlling your life.

Jose Ramírez has the most team friendly “big” contract of anyone in baseball. And it’s not really close.

If it walks like a mother fucker, and talks like a mother fucker…

Cool. Now tell me all about the opposing party that shit the bed at literally every fucking turn, which allowed this to happen.

Actually the white dude kicked his ass🤷🏼‍♂️

That’s not a Chicago thing. That’s an everywhere thing. The good news this year is my elderly dog who used to freak out, has lost enough hearing to where it doesn’t bother him anymore!