Laurel

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I saw my ex today. Not totally unexpectedly, but certainly unplanned. Did I want to see him? No. Was I going to talk to him? Yes. But.
He ran away without word or acknowledgment like a little bitch.
Makes sense I guess.
I looked good today too. 😋

"This is a drill" on top of a picture of a tool drill. On the tool drill where the brand name would be it says Schrödinger. Below the tool drill it says "This is not a drill"

All drills are Schrödinger™ drills...

Can I love this x3000?

I can't decide if I'd rather hear a truth I can't do a damn thing about or accept a lie knowing full well that's what it is.

I used to make this play on words with my name and tell people that I was with them for Laurel support. I recently realized that I could accept Laurel support too and that it was okay. ♥️

I love my Laurel support.

“You’ve got to exercise a certain amount of caution when you have that many cats (9) in the car.” - my mom

It just took me 20 minutes to send an email because I had too many side statements (those ones in parentheses that can derail an irl conversation if you let them), but every time I tried to make them their own sentences I had to put in another side statement to explain.
Excuse me brain, can we not?

ICE is advertising for supervisors offering $132-185K Managers- $306K Both have ZERO education requirements. Meanwhile: Teachers $46,526 Nurses $68,485 BOTH require bachelors degree and often a graduate degree.

News paper clipping: 'There is no ethical way to use the major Al image generators. All of them are trained on stolen images, and all of them are built for the purpose of deskilling, disempowering and replacing real, human artists. - MOLLY CRABAPPLE, artist and activist

I wish I was a sexy librarian sometimes. lol

That moment when you're telling a story and you realize everyone stopped listening

Me: Am I turning into my mom?

Sometimes a girl just wants someone to tell her she’s beautiful without having to hint them into it.

Other times, a girl just wants to stick ‘em with the pointy end.

Can I like this x1000?

Comic. [block quote] “Far better an approximate answer to the *right* question, which is often vague, than an *exact* answer to the wrong question, which can always be made precise.” -John W. Tukey, The Future of Data Analysis (1962) [caption] Happy Approximate Birthday to John Tukey, author of my favorite statistics quote, who was born 110.000 years ago sometime this week.

Tukey

xkcd.com/3104/

Best tic tac flavor is orange. That is all.

Wild that despite everything that’s happening we’re still expected to do extraneous shit like “pay rent” and “eat food.”

Great at giving, horrible at receiving - the story of my life.

My procrastination game is at its peak. I am simultaneously impressed with myself and deeply ashamed.

(did I just spend 5 minutes on this instead of grading discussions? yes. yes I did.)

I have a really good imagination.

Confirmation bias is kicking my ass today.

It's "come on", not "common" you fuck.

"Common guys! Let's go!" is so fucking stupid I can't even.

... only odd.

www.project2025.observer
If you voted for him, you did this.
If you didn't vote, you are just as responsible.
Hope it's what you wanted shitheads.

So if they delete the Department of Education ... does that mean I can stop paying them for my student loans?

It's muh birfday! :-)

Hypervigilance is a trauma response, not a badge of honor.

Playing Fall Guys on a laptop with a trackpad might be more frustrating than grading stats discussions when none of the students have read the instructions…

That sounds like a fantastic time. Why is California so far away though?

News story from Zeit Online with Elon Musk nazi salute. The arm is covered over in blue tape. Title: Ein Hitlergruß ist ein Hitlergruß ist ein Hitlergruß

It absolutely was, fuck anyone that says differently.