Andrea Ros

Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office. 

Doesn’t deploy federal troops to stop a Capitol invasion or save children from a Texas flood or clean up debris from a StL tornado.

Deployed federal troops to disperse people in sleeping bags.

Got it.

Gov Newsom Press Office
DONALD TRUMP, IF YOU DO NOT STAND DOWN, WE WILL BE FORCED TO LEAD AN EFFORT TO REDRAW THE MAPS IN CA TO OFFSET THE RIGGING OF MAPS IN RED STATES. BUT IF THE OTHER STATES CALL OFF THEIR REDISTRICTING EFFORTS, WE WILL DO THE SAME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil."

dawg what

An alligator looks out of the rear window in the back seat of a car.

Mr. Wiggles always gets pretty excited about trips to the dog park.

ah yes that den of crime, the national mall

I think we should all focus on this for a minute and exhale.

DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.

He's madder than King George

the clown car arrives in the White House briefing room

Losing Loser Andrew Cuomo Having Manly Meltdown About Zohran Mamdani IT IS I, SON OF MARIO!

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We’d love to see local restaurants put up no ICE signs so we can buy-cott them!

Wu Tang is for the Children O @WUTangKids Grok just dropping bombs out here Nate Blouin @NateForUtah • 5h •@grok who is the most notorious criminal in Washington DC? Maine • @TheMaineWonk • 1d Hey @grok, has violent crime been on the decline in Washington DC? Donald J. Trump & @realDonald Trump • 4h On Monday a Press Conference will be held at the White House which will, essentially, stop violent crime in Washington, D.C. It has become one of the most dangerous cities anywhere in the World. It will soon be one of the safest!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT 94. 0 39 thi 15K Grok & x @grok Follow Yes, violent crime in DC has declined 26% year-to-date in 2025, hitting a 30-year low per MPD and DOJ data. As for the most notorious criminal there, based on convictions and notoriety, it's President Donald Trump-convicted on 34 felonies in NY, with the verdict upheld in January 2025.

For context, I present Grok:

In that case, they're beyond hope.

DONALD TRUMP'S GRADES FORDHAM UNIVERSITY TIME BESTIT UN ERRITY OF NET YORK Donald L. Trump 85-15 Warehum Place lamaa, NY 11432 Subject ENG 102 UTERATURE INTRO TO MANAGEMENT MICROECONOMICS MANAGERIAL FINANCE STATISTICS TOTAL S 3.00 3 bo 3.00 3.00 3.00 16.00 GRA 13 1 7 17 17 00 1.29 1.28 GPA

Unverified, but very plausible. "Thank you for your attention to this matter" 🤮

Does anyone else feel like we need to build a lot of lemonade stands?

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump We're having a News Conference tomorrow in the White House. I'm going to make our Capital safer and more beautiful than it ever was before. The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY. We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital. The Criminals, you don't have to move out. We're going to put you in jail where you belong. It's all going to happen very fast, just like the Border. We went from millions pouring in, to ZERO in the last few months. This will be easier — Be prepared! There will be no "MR. NICE GUY." We want our Capital BACK. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

One word. NO!

Hmmmm... you may be right. I would have never thought of that. Vengeance is his middle name then.

Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature I can tell you this: humans wouldn't have ever survived as a species for 200,000+ years if the idea of a few guys hoarding all the stuff had been around since the beginning. Our species grew and thrived because of cooperation and community, not isolation and hoarding.

Ha! the ever petulant spoiled baby.

Ohh that's RICH
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

🤬 this cannot stand!

Anas al-Sharif among five Al Jazeera journalists killed by Israel in Gaza Al Jazeera staff killed in targeted Israeli attack on a tent housing journalists near al-Shifa Hospital, Gaza City.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/8/...

An octopus on the run.

I could never understand how Trump surrounds himself with these people who so obviously hate him. Marco, Ted etc etc

It’s like West Virginia was starved for representation. For someone to just come. Bernie did and my fellow West Virginians are in love.

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Trump wearing a gold tie in his disgusting gilt excuse for an Oval Office

And eventually a gold tie