MoreThanAMia

"At the age of 6 you asked your parents for money, 18 you ask your boss, 25 you ask the bank, and at 50 you ask the government. Men, when will you stop begging?"

Fixed it for ya, asshole.

My hubby prefers me to be comfortable. I ask him sometimes if he'd like me to me to wear this or that, or put put my hair up in a certain way, and he always says, "I want you to be comfortable." If I'm comfortable I'm relaxed, & that is the most attractive thing for him - to see me just being me.

Outperform expectations?

... Learn?

For anyone thinking he should have done a better job of expressing his dislike for the pie, he didn't say it TASTED burnt, he said it LOOKED burnt. This isn't an issue with the *way* he expressed himself. He was just being am asshole.

Thank you both!

The "sex" he means is actual penetrative intercourse, contrasting that mutual experience to a bj, which is just for him. This is *not* a defense of this POS, I just noticed there was some confusion in the comments.

Regardless, have these guys never heard of masturbation???

What does pulse mean in this context?

Oh that's interesting, thanks for sharing!

Right. Because then its an Invitation rather than an Expectation.

This whole thing is a shit show, but I feel like the thing that's being overlooked is the part where he says she's a *loser*.

Well, she couldn't just decide not to have allergies. The only way I can see her as "selfish" is if they talked about it before moving in & she decided to ... stay with him despite not wanting a dog? See, because even then he's responsible for choosing to live with someone who didn't want one.

Dang it, I don't want to poop on a rare Ask Aubry post showing a man doing something FOR rather than AGAINST his partner.

I just wish he hadn't talked about it in the context of "getting accolades" rather than simply making her happy, you know?

Heck yeah!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!

Huzzah!

a brown teddy bear with the words big hugs on it ALT: a brown teddy bear with the words big hugs on it

YOU ARE NOT ALONE! (and apparently neither am I)

So, uh, they don't cat-call "obviously underage" girls THAT THEY KNOW, eh?

And 20 is an "aging" woman???

Apart from all the obvious horror of this entire post, he's just too busy to clean up after ... himself??? Wipe down the table after you eat, put the dishes in the dishwasher, do one load of laundry once a week ... that's all just too much for you, huh?

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I need everyone to also notice the hamper tipped on its side on the floor on the left side of the photo.

He couldn't even stand the hamper up after he dumped all the clothes on the rack.

:D I f'ing love you! <3

Sure, that makes sense. Yeah, I would definitely *hope* she doesn't like him now.

She said they'd been together for 10 years and a switch flipped when they got married. There's nothing in this post indicating that she didn't like him, so I'm not sure why you're suggesting they can't stand each other. This is all on him.

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Oh ye of little faith. Want a cookie? :)

If you plan on selling it, I will want one!

I think he needs help either way. 😕

I believe he was talking to the actors in the photograph he was looking at.